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Evil Lich

@EvilAssLich

Evil undead Wizard and I’m here to cause mischief and tragedy

The homunculus servant just awoke me from my sarcophagus to tell me something important but he stood to close to the lid and it crushed him against the wall


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TJ MAXX has the best stuff.

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Have YOU been cursed, hexed, poisoned or smote? The Goblin will bite until YOU are compensated.

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Me holding my most prized minion


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See that's just the thing


Consulting my Tome from high school… I drew more genitalia than I remember…


This “King” he rules over burgers, you say?


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Cooking up something delicious in the kitchen

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I cast BOOBS


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tw: jorking it/twisting it/pulling it/yankin on it/green/cartoon gorilla/garden hose/goblin schnutz/death - - - - - - guys you will not believe what I’m doing rn


Turning one unlucky follower into a Goblin


A basket of mushrooms and vegetables was lying at my crypt door this morning, must be the new neighbors… *glares at the tiny door on the bottom of a tree*


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Still not over this. Fuck this life.

My best friend got blown into oblivion by a fireball. Fuck this fucking life. Won't be posting for a bit. Real ones know how to reach me.



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Dragon with big belly Dragon with big belly job* Dragon with large gold pile near me Dragon kobold job hiring near me Dragon cave Dragon cave near me Dragon hiring LinkedIn Dragon hiring LinkedIn please


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I wish I had been named Bong-Water

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Might kill a gnome. Let off some steam. Also don't like them.


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We burn out their habitats cut off their migration routes, of course this was gonna happen

Damn skeletons keep wandering out of the woods onto my property

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