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Parse (Collin R.)

@EsportsParse

Life is better as a well-written narrative. Data Scientist, PR/Communications Consultant @ParseConsulting, Former @Tempo_Storm @EvilGeniuses @ElevateGG. PhD.

Joined August 2014
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I'm actively seeking positions and/or clients for PR, communications, or copy writing work. Can provide references on request, happy to have a half-hour initial consultation free of charge to discuss your needs! Let me know!


Should I get back into the esports industry? Do any orgs even need comms/PR assistance anymore? *ponders*


That's gonna be a yikes from me dog #badstart

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Starting #oxygennotincluded from the beginning. Finished all the achievements I could through 1200 cycles of my last colony. This time I'm just doing some experimental stuff and teaching y'all how the game works! Come watch! twitch.tv/parsimone


Got my fiber optic all up, doing a first-time stream on my new gigabit internet! Come check me out! twitch.tv/parsimone #pubg #parsesucksatgames


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Great. Log back in to find out the hacker I reported yesterday in @PUBG was temporarily banned until 10 minutes ago.


Almost poured the cheese pouch into the macaroni while it was still boiling. Yep it's going to be one of those days.


It's really disconcerting to watch a TV show and see one of the characters enter a pin at an ATM and it's YOUR pin.


Someone explain to me why people play PUBG mobile with keyboard/mouse instead of just playing PC PUBG?


This is, perhaps, the most brilliant advertising campaign I have ever seen. And I was alive for the Budweiser frogs.

Exercise bike not included. #AviationGin



Welp, it's December, otherwise known as time-to-cry-at-literally-every-commercial month.....


Can't emphasize this enough. These are good quality sunglasses and this price is ridiculous. I recommend the SR|Extreme Signature series...

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...lights the menorah...

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Someone should buy up the 2 obsolete brands and fanbases and merge; call it Echoes of Denial. I've never seen a more apropos brand name.


Here we go again We count finger syllables And call it haiku


Someone remind me why we obsess over this more than pretty much any other thing in the esports world? Who cares if people spell it wrong? Keep doing your thing and let people appreciate it for what it is, hyphenated or not.

** Public Service Announcement ** It's not e-sports It's not eSports It's not egaming It's not e-gaming It's not egamers It's not electronic gaming It is Esports It is esports That's all, thanks.



Q: Hey, did you see about this guy that got banned? Me: Oh no, another one? What did he do, speak out about Hong Kong? Q: No, it was a salaried professional who fully documented himself installing and using a prohibited aimbot in-game. Me:


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A classy thing from Tempo Storm, and very clever. Marketing potential is very high

☁️ @Tempo_Storm signs banned Hong Kong player @blitzchungHS: "We value the character and integrity of our players as much as, if not more than, their tournament placings." ✍️ @Matthieist #Hearthstone invenglobal.com/articles/9493/…



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☁️ @Tempo_Storm signs banned Hong Kong player @blitzchungHS: "We value the character and integrity of our players as much as, if not more than, their tournament placings." ✍️ @Matthieist #Hearthstone invenglobal.com/articles/9493/…


I'm really delighted to have been a part of this announcement. Tempo made a bold move and a stance, and I think that speaks volumes to it taking seriously the need for companies to have a voice. Welcome aboard, @blitzchungHS and congrats on a major pickup @TempoReynad!

"We believe first and foremost in supporting players and encouraging them to engage and to speak out on the things about which they are most passionate." Join us in welcoming the latest addition to our HS roster 🌩️ Welcome to the team, @blitzchungHS! tempostorm.com/articles/blitz…

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