I drew a mascot for my trivia team, Unicorn Satan.

Would’ve been nice to see the O’s sweep tonight….but after what happened last year, that’s ok. Let the Yankees have the long break. O’s are gettin hot with Westy, Mounty, and Urias back. Wild card is fine.

Go get 'em, Fieldsy!!!! Wishing the best of luck to UAlbany legend @connorfields05 in today's @PremierLacrosse Championship Game! 🏆 His Archers will take on the Whipsnakes today at 3 PM from Subaru Park in Chester, Pa. Watch LIVE on ABC or ESPN+ 📺 #UAUKNOW #DaneTrain

That’s gotta be Barry Bonds, right???

The Kansas Jayhawks football helmets are horrendous.

The only good thing about the process of doing laundry and dishes is the soundtrack

My Heart Will Go On For Tony Taters! Orioles Magic 🔥🔥🔥

Good thing we traded Stowers away for a guy that we shipped down to Norfolk after 4 starts.

If anyone is looking for tickets to see @TheRyanAdams at @SugarLoafPAC in Chester, NY, tomorrow night (8/17), I had to throw mine on StubHub. Face value. Seeing him in Philly tonight instead! Check out this cool event #RyanAdams! stubhub.com/ryan-adams-sug…

Your dad buried your mom in an unmarked grave in a golf course.

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This was always a cesspool. And it’s gotten SO much worse since Elon “took the reigns”

As an O’s fan in NY, I’m willing to put up with Michael Kay when they play the Yankees, bc that’s the only way I can watch (@MLBTV gets blacked out). But tonight, @YESNetwork doesn’t even have the game…it’s on @MLBNetwork Also blacked out. Great job MLB! Can’t even watch!

Just remembering this shot from Mayo and looking forward to this going over Walltimore.

We ain't dreamin'! Jake Piseno has been named to the @LacrosseNetwork 2024 Dream Team as the top LSM in the nation ☝️ #UAUKNOW #DaneTrain

Laz Diaz…..please retire.

Adley after hearing all the Gunnar MVP talk:

Legit can't stop thinking about these goals from Silas last night 😳 #UAUKNOW #DaneTrain

Special night with a special player surrounded by special people - @jpiseno5 goes to the @DenverOutlaws! #UAUKNOW #DaneTrain

Aaaand why did we remove Suarez when he was cruising???