In Based World, LSD will be sold like powerful decongestant, and for the same reason. A grave, sensible man in a white coat will explain the dosage, and make recommendations for jazz albums.
Cervantes writing part one of Don Quixote: haha look at this dumb ass. Look at him getting the shit kicked out of him. Haha Cervantes writing part two of Don Quixote: for their crimes against my silly little guy all of Spain needs to be exterminated
“normalize this normalize that” let's normalize putting the stamp in the right corner
>being told by a wannabe immigrant to worship him
it’s really hard, that’s why it’s so important to keep sharing the right messaging to help americans think on this everyday. if smart people stop coming to this country, nothing is left. every legal high skilled immigrant needs to be respected, given rights and be treated as a…
People will say they have a better idea than passing moral laws, and it's converting the heathen, then not convert any heathens
Last night, someone asked me about how we can make America a Christian nation with moral laws. I said: preach the gospel. God will transform people’s hearts and they will desire moral laws. Loud amens. Reminder #384 that most evangelicals are normies and that’s good.
Weed should be legal but if people can smell it on you they should be allowed to beat you with tire irons
Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired. They will be cold. They will make a fire with your beautiful oak door.
This is the happiest he's ever seemed doing anything. They could have neutralized him years ago by just setting up a fake McDonalds for him to work at indefinitely
“There are thousands of respectable middle-class men who, if you found them unexpectedly in a Turkish bath, would explain in all sincerity that a doctor had ordered them to take Turkish baths; if you told them in return that you went there because you liked it, they would stare…
The main issue with Matt Gaetz is that he used his office to prosecute his political opponents and authorized federal agents to harass parents who were peacefully protesting at school board meetings. Oh wait, that's actually Merrick Garland, the current attorney general.
Noooo you can’t just staff your cabinet with young loyalists you have to fill it with septuagenarian communists!!!!
The actual funny part is the people going "stupid libs don't know what fireplaces are" don't realize that's WAY too big a fire for the fireplace and, if it wasn't the Whitehouse, would be quite dangerous.
Protip: You could solve the “migrant crisis” in about six weeks simply by not allowing any type of benefit (local or national) to be drawn by anyone whose family entered the country after 1945.
putting his own life in great danger, the dragon emperor Bài Dēng will meet conqueror Donujin to personally plead for the lives of his people.
"I will never have a beautiful personal assistant to stenograph my posts, one who’s devoted to me because I saved her life and reveres me as both her personal savior and political leader." Blackpilled again.
Fun fact the young blonde woman typing all of Trump's tweets is Natalie Harp. She was dying of cancer but survived because of a law Trump passed that allowed her to bypass FDA gatekeeping of treatments. Trump saved her and they've worked together ever since.
My working theory of US politics, which has so far been vindicated, was derived from the fact that in 2004 American Idol attracted more votes than the Bush Kerry election. In general, the lack of authenticity (in the performativity) in politics bored people. But where is there a…
I was never really interested in Conspiracy or the Conspiracy genre. Instead my interest was always in how certain archetypes seem to manifest around certain world historical events. I don’t give a shit who killed Kennedy and I sure as shit don’t care about Kennedy himself. What…
Had a drug store experience so unpleasant — all items locked, understaffed, self check out that didn’t work — that transcended “vote Republican” into “abandon democracy”
You heard it here first, folks. A vote for trump is a vote for protein shakes and deadlifts.
This is Steve Bannon's world now: 'Politics is downstream from culture.' The young men who voted for Trump? Did they? Or for protein shakes and deadlifts? For YouTube shorts & Twitch? Because this is culture now. Curated by algorithms owned by broligarchs. 5/
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