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Dr. Jonathan Defranchise, MD.

@DrDefranchiseMD

Retired Arthroscopic Surgeon of 35 years. I repaired Adrian Peterson’s knee. Performed multiple quadruple bypass surgeries on legendary coach John Madden.

How many beers fellas? Medically you throw a bad over the head it’s no different. The only Tyson vs Paul q that matters

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Mike Tyson forgetting the back of the pants. Major cte case @CtespnN @AB84

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Mike Tyson looking like a gay bdsm practitioner. Hammer Jake

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Mike Tyson giving the kiss to the reporter and then walking away with the ass out was not expected to say the least


Jake Paul walking out with Kim kardashian tonight. Joe Rogan reporting they were fucking before the fight. Bet heavy on Tyson with Paul tired out


Just got a call from my good friend RFK Jr who offered me an advisory role within the HHS. All I can say is buckle up big pharma, we’re coming for you! We discussed many things and one of the first things to expect is banning of all MRNA vaccines. Also talked about creating…


Couldn’t agree more. Miss the America where any old man could give any kid his wiener

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Pacheco is currently being investigated for PEDs that were allegedly used to speed up his recovery timeline per league sources. Unclear extent of investigation


Dr. Jonathan Defranchise, MD. Reposted

BREAKING: #Patriots Legend Rob Gronkowski arrived in Ukraine via Helicopter today to join the Russia Vs Ukraine war. When asked why he decided to join the War Gronk responded “I just want to SHOOT some JAPS”. 😳


Puka Nacua to be heavily featured in this weeks game plan. McVay told reporters than Puka was at 70% last week but is now fully recovered. Dana white in attendance with president trump and Puka has promised “show out”


Tyreek hill who hurt his wrist masturbating is good to go according to team sources. Dolphins to remove all lotion from the locker room to remove future temptation.


Najee Harris heading to the medical tent. Popped a testicle on last play


Confirmed field tests saying Aaron Jones tore his ACL. Field test is generally 98% accurate so doesn’t look good for jones.


Aaron jones out, looks like an MCL tear to me. Likely 4-6 weeks


Deebo Samuel showing up to the game after a night at his boyfriend Caleb Williams house. Are they the cutest couple in the nfl?


Woh! Taylor swift apparently got into an altercation with Brittany Mahomes in their chiefs box after Brittany said she’s psyched for a trump presidency. Should trump deport Taylor?


As a doctor, I am always very concerned for my patients safety. I live in constant fear that Trump will deport this one patient of mine who is an illegal immigrant and never pays her bills. She lives at 15a, 3rd st, Tampa, FL. She gets off work at 5pm Hope it doesn’t come to…


Dak Prescott likely to miss rest of season with hamstring injury. Cowboys actively looking at trading for Andy Dalton from Carolina.


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