Downtown's Mechanic (Android) ((Stand User))
@DownTown888888Just No One in Particular 9th Folder Turned into an Android thanks to #13 (OLD ACC GOT SUSPENDED) Don't Blame me, Blame the Franchise. (PARODY ACC)
Scared of death? It isn't easy. Don't blame me, blame the franchise. (Pinned) ((READ BELOW!))
//can someone do a subtle forshadowing edit of some of the scenes in this because omg it's fucking hilarious
WE ARE ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS TO THE INFINITY FRANCHISE! (Beats being in The Seven.)
Those are animals...if we could oh so kindly ratio them?
Downside to current situation: No Fingers. Upside to current situation: Cool Creature.
Hey guys, I'm a 21st Century Schizoid Man!
Shit- [Just barely dodging out of the way, He and his stand deliver a hefty hook to the back of the tracking bomb, attempting to fling it in the direction of it's own user.]
[Quickly lighting a cigarette with a match, the mechanic stares the contraption down, tossing the still lit match behind him.] Now, let's see... Slow, shaped like a bomb/tank, really loud for something that would be best suited for sneak attacks... Not impressed.
...You got a sub-stand too? Cute. Cute. [EMPEROR CRIMSON, TIME TO CHANGE FATE.]
That's right, you go on ahead... ...Guess a Killer Queen ain't all that against a Crimson King.
That, and another thing... Seeing how your ability leaves nothing in it's wake, you must be responsible for all the random people going missing... As an ex-con myself, I'm not new to killing for the sake of satisfaction, but do us both a solid and keep it FAR from my workplace.
[Just as the bomb is detonated, time is skipped forwards, only by around 2 seconds though. With Kira having no memory of the past few moments. The mechanic firmly grips his shoulder using his stand.] Listen, I've had one hell of a week. You got one more chance to walk away, pal.
🖐️:"yeah...you're right....good thing you're stepping on the tile killer queen touched" [the area where the mechanic was standing blew up]
[Looking a few seconds into the future, the mechanic chuckles to himself.] You're planning on turning me into a bomb and eviscerating me the second I turn my back. Not gonna happen. While I don't think this has to be a fight, I doubt your paranoia will allow me to walk away.
🖐️:"Mhm...well you see, I did leave you 33 thousand yen on the ground, its getting pushed away by the wind as we speak" [He'd point behind him]
That's what you'd want me to believe, isn't it? But you see... [HE HAS A STAND WHAT THE SHIT] ...Like Farmers Insurance, I know a thing or two because I've seen a thing or two.
[He'd stop] 🖐️:"That was not me, that rock was thrown nearly 2 meters further"
素晴らしい！
[He chuckles for a second, but then looks quite serious.] Alright, Alright... What're you hiding, big shot? I saw you hum that rock through my window, and you're in such a rush to leave...
[His eyes widened when he saw the finger] 🖐️:"hmm- Oh shit...sorry, I forgot to leave the hand back at the set..." [He said, turning the other way, walking back where he came]
[I motion towards one of the locks, which snapped open when the case had fallen in the first place. And just barely peeking out, is what seems like... a human finger?] Some kinda movie prop or something... You an actor?
[I step back outside after cleaning up the broken glass, at first I wasn't going to meddle, but something was sticking out of his suitcase, something... unusual.] Excuse me, sir? You got something caught in your bag there...
[Killer queen threw the suit case up, Kira caught it. He attempted to strut away]
[He seems lees than impressed, looking around for who threw that rock.] Aw, hell... In broad daylight too? I knew disappearances were common in this town, but this is just ridiculous...
🖐️:"Yes.." [Killer queen would grab a rock, chuckling it at his window]
[I shake my head slightly, still oblivious to his true nature.] Oh please, I insist, after all it's my fault you dropped it. Besides, wouldn't want to risk wrinkling that dapper suit of yours...
🖐️:"Why thank you sir..." [He said, until he realized, thats where the hand was] 🖐️:"Wel, I'm terrbly sorryy, but let me get it" [He'd go to reach it]
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