@DomHallows Profile picture

Muad’lad

@DomHallows

doing what I can

Similar User
Afolabi Opeyemi photo

@Afolabi3272

Billy photo

@billythekid3300

Imp.L photo

@l05580922

Fred photo

@fred_fredbvrger

Muad’lad Reposted

the Humpty Dumpty rhyme is like “a man fell off a wall and was irreparably harmed” and everyone was like “he was, I assume, an enormous egg”


Muad’lad Reposted

All the snipers in the Metal Gear saga

Government attorneys at their office holiday party

Tweet Image 1


Muad’lad Reposted

nice LED headlights cunt. they'll be perfect for casting aside the ringwraiths and their fell beasts as they harry faramir and his men returning from the failed attempt to regain osgiliath. fuck head


Muad’lad Reposted

Piss Up in a Brewery


Wordle 218 5/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


if i was an american police officer in the current climate i would simply stop murdering people for fun ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


i obey social distancing in my dreams now


Muad’lad Reposted

Tom Hollander’s A Life in the Day is quite brilliant.

Tweet Image 1

Muad’lad Reposted

This is too accurate (I’m the boyfriend)


Muad’lad Reposted

Archeologists have uncovered the first known temple to an important pre-Hispanic deity called the Flayed Lord, who is represented by a skinless corpse cnn.it/2F54ykZ

Tweet Image 1

Muad’lad Reposted

Kojima in 2019: this game is set in a near future where people live in self isolation hiding from an invisible threat, as a delivery man you play a key role in keeping society alive Everyone: haha ok kojima


Muad’lad Reposted

"I [56, M] have dedicated my life to the study of magic. I spend much of my fortune buying up every magical book on the market. My protege, the only other practical magician in England, says that this is unfair of me. He is obviously the asshole. I have no questions. Good day."


Muad’lad Reposted

My uncle (111 M) gifted me (50 M) a ring before leaving to go travelling. A close family friend (2,019 M) told me to destroy the ring due to problematic associations with the jeweller who made it, but the ring is precious to me and I would feel guilty throwing it away. AITA?


Donate my body to environmental storytelling


Muad’lad Reposted

There were fewer than two Nigels born in the UK in 2016. This is down from the ‘peak Nigel’ year of 1963 when there were 5,529.


United States Trends
Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.