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Me: I got some good news for you. Patient: what? Me: You and your wife are going to save a ton of money on your vacation this summer. Patient: How? Me: only 1 of you is going


My emotional support animal is an Oreo Blizzard followed up with 3 shots of Jim Bean chaser.


No one: The guy that keeps falling for... See more

DocGregith's tweet image. No one:
The guy that keeps falling for... See more

A lot of people ask me “Greg, at what point did you realize that your marriage was over?” I guess the simple answer would be when I saw my wife in a coffin.


Sure I’d love to join your gym. I’ll join when you add a pizza buffet.


Every weekday morning it’s the same monotonous routine: Arrive at work Drink coffee Go poop Leave my boss’s office and go to bathroom Go home and cry


I don’t post selfies here because I’m a good Christian and I don’t want you masturbating to my picture. Unless you’re recording it.


The only reason I’m awake right now is because I took an afternoon nap.


Worth the investment

DocGregith's tweet image. Worth the investment

Home Alone 2 is the best Christmas movie.

DocGregith's tweet image. Home Alone 2 is the best Christmas movie.

Once again I am going to invite @VoxDocVoxDei to my roof.?

DocGregith's tweet image. Once again I am going to invite @VoxDocVoxDei to my roof.?

I was surprised by how many women reached out to me after my divorce to tell me they were getting a restraining order against me.


I’ve made a lot of mistakes in life to include trusting people that don’t wipe Afterwards.


My office has a very distinct smell of a combination of alcohol and Taco Bell gas.


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