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@DjangoKeegan

New account. My other one got hacked I guess? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป

I often wonder what my life would be like if I wasn't a failing artist, functioning alcoholic, who ruined everything he touches. But oh well. It's gotten me this far ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…


I miss my ex and I hate it ๐Ÿ˜…


I sell bad decisions and bad decision accessories.


Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


Not me Uber eatsing my dog better food than I've eaten in the last 30 days.


Bro, why are women so confusing? ๐Ÿ˜… Like if she flirts with me I'm supposed to just simp. And if I flirt back I'm just a try hard?? Like what the fuck? Chivalry really is dead. Not by our choice.


I should not be at work right now ๐Ÿ˜‚


My family is pathetically brainwashed ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿป


Made a new account mine got hacked. Sorry if it sent you anything or spammed you. I'm back though!


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