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Betty Cooper

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Editor-in-Chief of ''The Register''. Mystery, intrigue...moments of utter chaotic horror. Just another day in Riverdale. #CrossOverFriendly

Two ladies were having lunch at a diner. One whispers to the other "I'm having a boob job" The other lady replies "That's nothing I'm having my arsehole bleached" First Lady says "Really? I can't imagine your husband as a blonde"



I can't resist! #SorryNotSorry 😆

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Just leaving this here for the playboy himself.....@VainMisanthrope

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I smell pumpkin. Like the raw, insides of a pumpkin while it's being scraped out. Weird....




+Despite any hesitations she may have over hooking up with her ex, she texts him exactly what she's wanting and he is more than happy to fulfill those needs+


Odd. Quite odd, in fact.


I won't be here tomorrow so we'd like to wish all the Dads a very Happy Father's Day. Except for the Black Hood, aka my Dad, of course. Since he's a stone cold, psychotic murderer.


When he does this

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Care to explain this @VainMisanthrope?

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I'm enjoying a hot cup of coffee and (my) local newspaper at Pops. Saturday is off to a great start!

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Danger.

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I feel like Ronnie and I performed a version of this at some point. Or perhaps I dreamed it? 🤭 I do tend to have weird dreams.




I didn't expect a guy to flash me his undees tonight. Score one for BC! 😂


I don't know what it is about vampires, but even reading about them gives me immense pleasure. And .... LOL

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My contribution for #SexySaturday

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Born To Fall by Eliran Kantor

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NSFW questions: don’t lie.  1. Personality 2. Both 3. Spit 4. Anywhere 5. No 6. Couldn't say 7. Yes! 8. Yes. Five! 9. Multiples of multiples 10. Receiving 11. Sometimes 12. T-shirt and boy-shorts 13. Not every time, but yes 14. Every few days 15. End pen Emoji for the questions


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