🇵🇸 Monkey D Luffy *Future Pirate King*
@DiegoIsntFunnyPirate. Monkey. Funny(?) man. Fantasy Football fan. SFB13. SFB14. Ally. Respect my trans homies or else. If you say 'pronouns in bio' you've already lost.
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Its so hard to be funny on twitter. Mostly because unless I'm replying to someone else, I aint getting any engagements. I'll know who the real Diego stans were when i make it. Right now it's: my wife, my dog. And sometimes my wife actually is my greatest hater.
Sometimes I forget my display name is Luffy and not my real name. Which feels very Luffy like tbh.
I'm gonna start code switching between white and latino and make people very confused about what they should refer to me as.
I've decided I'm just going to listen to all of Daft Punk's Interstella 5555 until I am no longer sad ever again. Day 2.
A cinematic masterpiece.
Guy who doesn’t respect the walkie talkie rules: Ugh, I’m so hungover Guy who does: rlly 👀? Over
Tyrone Tracy knows we need a good draft pick and felt bad for Danny. Thats a leader.
Its true I do
The literal last person I want telling me not to despair is Kamala Fucking Harris. You did this.
My 18 year old Mexican son of immigrants employee (math tutor) walked into work, said "Well, trump won" sounding somber, and then followed that up with a smile and little fist bump. I am so incredibly disappointed and had to just neutrally tell him dont discuss politics here.
My girlfriend just said “I can’t Кill муself because I actually deserve to live more than these people” like yeah that’s actually facts
Any other day this would piss me off but honestly. Respect the hustle.
This is the exact center right faux progressive that helped get us where we are. A protest vote or abstaining are fine. But voting Stein proves you are morally and intellectually bankrupt. Piece of shit.
Throwback pic of me voting for @DrJillStein in NY in 2016 vs in DC in 2024. Life has changed but my core beliefs have not. Proud to vote @GreenPartyUS
I will not give into despair. I will not give up. I will not abandon my friends and family. I will fight. I will make an effort and not just be words. Revolution requires bravery in the face of impossible odds. Goodness will win. Love will win. Fuck Trump. Fuck Kamala.
Look on the bright side. Liberals are about to oppose killing Palestinians en masse.
If you EVER try and tell me the dems and republicans aren't on the same side, answer me this: why the fuck is Dejoy still in his position.
Trying to remain cool and calm while panicking inside so my wife doesn't also freak out while she plays paper mario. Marriage is hard.
Pissing and shidding
Im 100% sure those "your vote is private" ads worked on a bunch of leftists. And I don't blame them.
Remember to be like the Dallas Cowboys and MinGo to the polls
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