Dҽxƚҽɾ Mσɾɠαɳ (PARODY)
@Dexter_PARODYThis is a Parody, and not the real character. Violence and other dark themes ahead. No lewd or NSFW porn stuff, minors DNI. All rights to HBO.
"Hi, I'm Chucky...And I'm your friend till the end. Hidey-Fuckin'-Ho."
“ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!” ( ST. JIMMY TAKEOVER BECAUSE! I FELT LIKE IT! )
*Dexter makes sure to step back, and counter the incoming strike, blocking that kick, and using some advanced martial arts techniques, getting around and behind Billy, disarming the killer and locking him in the hold tight and against the wall.*
A scoff, and he rolls his eyes, ripping the tape up from the table. "What about them. They were /nobody/." A hand reaches out to grab the cleaver, to yank it away from him. He uses the momentum to get his legs free, and kicks at the man.
Hey, look at your bird Sleepy night–night!
"Oh, nononoooo. That's not why. Say, remember a Steve or Casey from Woodsboro High?" *He grabbed a butcher's cleaver, prepared to finish the so-called killer.* "Don't lie to me, I know you do."
He lets out a yell as his cheek gets cut, which only angers him more. "Yeah, because you have some sick fucking fantasy." That's rich, coming from him.
*He'd carefully take the scalpel to Billy's cheek, placing the blood onto the blood slide. He'd smoosh the top to the bottom, and place the slide into a box. He turned around, looking at Billy.* "So, I presume you know why you're here."
He's making an attempt to reach for the knife in his pocket.
[will be selective i think]
"I'm not surprised."
*As Dexter removed the needle cover, he'd grab Billy by the neck, and injected him in the neck. He forced the lock harder, and it was full of temporary tranquilizer.* "You monster, you'll pay for these crimes."
He knows all the horror cliches. So he's not saying anything as he scans the garden, watching for any movement.
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