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Dave Wallis

@DaveWallis

32 / Father of three / Huge Petrolhead / Beer drinker / Realist / Alleged adult / Pisstaker and Joker /

Joined August 2011
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No1 - A can of Diet coke will float, Regular coke will sink.


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@DaveWallis The Official "No Giving up" video out on Itunes its for a good cause please support the movement!youtube.com/watch?v=_FOKzE…


Just had a stroke of genius. That's the new nick name for my cock.


Sitting down for top with a face as smooth as a baby's arse. First wet shave in over two years and it feels weird.


Every now and then I see something that brings a little tear to my eye. Last night it was my wife wearing her strap on.


20 chicken nuggets devoured. Although I can no longer see my shoes.


DMing me a pic of yourself is fine. But the fact I've seen that certain actress in "action" makes me think you may be telling porkies.


Warning. Don't bet on football children. Bloody Argies.


I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board. I thought, I'll give it a go.


Happy Pancake day lol. http://t.co/wStE9ljsyB

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I talked my wife into having anal sex. My arse was killing me for a week.


Snake Eats Crocodile After Four-Hour Battle news.sky.com/story/1220443/…


I haven't grown up. I've just learnt how to act in public.


@pam_chick shannigans and tomfoolery lol.


I'm back and ready.


It isn't easy being cheesy.


What's the difference between a dead junkie on a council estate & a dead junkie in Hollywood? About a million sanctimonious status updates.


Stupid. Motorway Pub Opens Despite Opposition news.sky.com/story/1198269/…


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