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@DaveDirtsheetDirtsheet Dave of the award winning Smarksheet newsletter Describes events that have taken place in AEW in the style of a jaded Snarky Dirtsheet "Journalist"
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#AEW brought in Shaquille O'Neal to work in a high profile match with company EVP Cody Rhodes. After the match they did an angle which was described by the Booker of the year as "Great" where Shaq vanished into thin air taking 30% of the audience with him
Dave Meltzer is now boasting about the fact that he has managed not to be fired by himself. Gets worse with every passing day.
Dave Meltzer explaining why TBS or anyone else for that matter would never employee him forcing him to instead spend his days running a fanzine from his bedroom. #aew #AEWDynamite #nxt
Dave Meltzer has more spins than a 45 RPM single in a jukebox 🥰🥰🥰
The Jon Moxley Aces & Eights storyline continues to tank the #AEWDynamite ratings. All those people who got furious and insulted me week one when I said this would happen by week four, you certainly can (and won't) apologize or learn that this is my field.
AEW Dynamite, Oct 16 on TBS: 633,000 viewers; 0.20 P18-49 rating | TV ratings, attendance analysis wrestlenomics.com/tv-ratings/202…
Dave Meltzer's worst nightmare has come true. Arena's full of casual fans, none of whom have ever heard of him or any of the other Fanzine writing marks. Only those afraid of learning & the truth would deny this #WWERaw #wwe
Nobody is complaining about #AEW putting money matches on TV they are just laughing at the Fanzine "experts" who spent 30 years criticising @EBischoff for doing this now twisting themselves in knots to praise Tony Khan for doing the same thing #Smackdown
Dave Meltzer has now imagined into existence an army of people who said that Lucha Libre does not draw in Mexico and then started to rant about them. The man needs help #CMLL
#AEW does indeed have a ton of different styles of pretend fighting. •Flippy gymnastic leg slap style •Garbage needles in the mouth / cinder block style •No sell 56 forearms to chest style • 8 Man tag for no reason style. •Shin taps with hands in pockets style
The one and only time a veteran came in to help the next generation and the business was Terry Funk in #ECW
"The Jon Moxley" has officially replaced "The Marty Jannetty" as a phrase to describe a wrestler who has been exposed as being carried by their infinitely more talented partners. Only those who are afraid of facts would disagree.
Man, it sucks to see Jon Moxley like this. “Just concussions” when he said the industry needs to change after he received a concussion last year is insane. The attendance as well 😬 All of this for 10 people to clap 😭 Need Dean Ambrose back 🙏 twitter.com/GIFSkullX/stat…
I think Dynamite really needs to move away from specifically Wednesday night at 8pm Somehow that day and time slot faces the toughest TV competition every single week and that’s what effects the ratings 💔
The Fanzine marks think every #AEW show is great and since they genuinely can't see what is wrong they have no idea how to fix it.
It was a great show. Many great shows in history have done terrible numbers, and many terrible shows have done great numbers, in all companies. It takes a long time in both cases to change the viewing habits of large numbers of people. And sometimes you'll see terrible numbers…
Tony Khan spent hundreds of millions of dollars so that he could win an award in a Fanzine read by around 800 people. Only those who choose to reject reality would deny this in 2024. #aewdynamite #Smackdown
Have any of the fanzine marks ever suggested that there may be a correlation between the quality of shows that #AEW broadcast and the number of people who choose to watch those shows or is it always some outside force causing the awful rating? #aewdynamite
Dave Meltzer prefers to watch Eddie Kingston matches over Kurt Angle matches, Only those who are mentally impaired would pay attention to him or pay money to listen to him rambling in 2024. #Smackdown #aew
Dave Meltzer rated Nia Jax vs. Lyra just 1.5 stars. Seems rather low...
The wrestling fanzine writers are in a furious rage because @tripleh reminded them that they are wrestling fanzine writers. #WWEBacklash
Will be interesting to see if #AEW doing a copy/paste of the Aces & Eights storyline but with figurine sized wrestlers pays off. #AEWDynamite
Meltzerite fanzine subscribers know that you have to mute the sound on your TV when watching a wrestling match to decide if it's good or not. Now this has carried over to the live #AEW shows #AEWDynamite
Other than a specific match or two, like Danielson vs Ospreay, it seems like every AEW crowd lately is dead. Or maybe they are just extremely well behaved. It's like a concert crowd in the old Soviet Union. #AEWDynamite
The talent backstage at #smackdown have been joking that @TripleH is the first person to make Will Ospreay sell anything. Just one of the the many #aew jokes being told backstage at #smackdown
The feeling backstage by many at #AEWDynamite was that Meltzer talked Tony Khan and the dim bucks into razing #AEW to the ground all because #CMPunk called him a goof.
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