Bender
@DaveBendyFollower of Jesus, Dad to Lucy and Sam. Player of DND, connoisseur of dad jokes.
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- *New NPC is introduced* - Party:ROLL FOR HOTNESS - DM:19! - Me to the party: Damn she's kinda hot - *DM rapidly typing trying to let me know that the spoiler for this session is that that's my character's mom* Haven't laughed that hard in a hot minute. Damn I love this game.
- *New NPC is introduced* - Party:ROLL FOR HOTNESS - DM:19! - Me to the party: Damn she's kinda hot - *DM rapidly typing trying to let me know that the spoiler for this session is that that's my character's mom* Haven't laughed that hard in a hot minute. Damn I love this game.
My recommended ads are getting weird because I've back-to-back searched "Curly Girl Method" and "Mustache/Beard care".
One of the best from the most recent episode. Wysocki doesn't miss.
Are you brave enough to ask Mr. Mayonnaise for no mayo? 🥪#MakeSomeNoise (@JacobWysocki / @vicmmic)
Parenting pro-tip: Never let your firstborn sit in a seat where they can see the speedometer, they will lose all faith that you are capable of being a law-abiding citizen.
People who message "Hi {name}" in Teams/Slack and waiting for a reply before typing what you want: Why?
Ok all you people who told me to watch Full Metal Alchemist are dead to me. I've cried twice in 6 episodes. holy moly.
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*TOTK being released 12 hours ago* 84759572 YouTube channels: "37 things you DIDNT KNOW you could do in TOTK!"
Someone harming my Korean Dad would be the beginning of my John Wick story.
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range
Listen marketing people: if you tell me the price in "Dollars per hour of entertaining my children" I will be much more likely to buy your product.
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