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Bender

@DaveBendy

Follower of Jesus, Dad to Lucy and Sam. Player of DND, connoisseur of dad jokes.

Joined August 2020
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- *New NPC is introduced* - Party:ROLL FOR HOTNESS - DM:19! - Me to the party: Damn she's kinda hot - *DM rapidly typing trying to let me know that the spoiler for this session is that that's my character's mom* Haven't laughed that hard in a hot minute. Damn I love this game.



- *New NPC is introduced* - Party:ROLL FOR HOTNESS - DM:19! - Me to the party: Damn she's kinda hot - *DM rapidly typing trying to let me know that the spoiler for this session is that that's my character's mom* Haven't laughed that hard in a hot minute. Damn I love this game.


My recommended ads are getting weird because I've back-to-back searched "Curly Girl Method" and "Mustache/Beard care".


One of the best from the most recent episode. Wysocki doesn't miss.

Are you brave enough to ask Mr. Mayonnaise for no mayo? 🥪#MakeSomeNoise (@JacobWysocki / @vicmmic)



Parenting pro-tip: Never let your firstborn sit in a seat where they can see the speedometer, they will lose all faith that you are capable of being a law-abiding citizen.


People who message "Hi {name}" in Teams/Slack and waiting for a reply before typing what you want: Why?


Ok all you people who told me to watch Full Metal Alchemist are dead to me. I've cried twice in 6 episodes. holy moly.


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Do you want a great adventure for your TTRPG group? Have you wanted to try something like Dungeons and Dragons, but you were not sure? Want to support a great company of nerds that are passionate about sharing their hobby? Back us for $1! kickstarter.com/projects/caveg…


*TOTK being released 12 hours ago* 84759572 YouTube channels: "37 things you DIDNT KNOW you could do in TOTK!"


Someone harming my Korean Dad would be the beginning of my John Wick story.


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Post the same actor in two roles that show their range

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Listen marketing people: if you tell me the price in "Dollars per hour of entertaining my children" I will be much more likely to buy your product.


"Dad, stop dancing! You're TOO COOL" I'll take it.


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