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I miss my Turtle

@DaveAtRattlers

FL Cracker & Redneck, gentleman, scholar, philosopher, artist, chef, veterinarian, 💈quartet tenor 🇺🇸🏳‍🌈 #HomoCon #BourbonForBreakfast

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I believe you’ll find it more fruitful to be less what you are and more who you are 😉


If you tell me you’re ok, then you’re ok. If you even hint that you’re not. Then you have every resource available to me. If that’s not Love (philios), I no longer know what that means. That this is even a question wounds my soul. It should not be so. 😔


I am but one cog in a spectacular forest of sprockets. I am content.


When there are only two people in the elevator, both know who farted 😉


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Tell the cop to pound sand come back with a warrant

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Yeah, I sit down to pee. Why? Because I’m lazy, and I’m tired if of hearing her bitch about the seat


Pedicure. That’s it. That’s the tweet.


I don’t Tweet every day. But when I do it’s in reference to something that didn’t sit right and I’m telling why. Or, something I found inspirational on more than a singular level. I’m indifferent as to your reactions. You read it… Yahtzee! I win 😊


If I show concern for anyone, friend or not, know my concern is genuine. I care nothing for your feelings toward him. I also care not if you pray for him. You can pray for me. Absent that, we have nothing.


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The COVID cult can’t handle the truth.

BREAKING! Dr. John Littell KICKED OUT of Sarasota Memorial Hospital Board Meeting after testifying to the effectiveness of Ivermectin to treat Covid-19!



Sorrow is the only thing we, as humans, have in common. We all know it, and have survived it. Joy, however, is unique to each of us. Joy defines us. Seek it like moth flame. It is what makes you, us.


For but a moment I thought I had broken my promise to you that I would not farting today. Rest assured I was in error. However, me and the letter “s” are no longer on *eaking term*. 😉


Based on this morning’s performance, I will not be farting today. So, if you wake up tomorrow to cooler weather, you may thank me later. 😉


Anybody really want to piss of a raccoon? Give it a hunk of cotton candy. … the wtf look on its face…priceless 😊


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