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Dark RFK Jr.

@DarkRFKJr

do i have to say this is a parody account or something? #MAHA repost my posts and follow me. this isnt a request. it is a demand. i am dark rfk jr.

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my lasers are fired up. we're just getting started. #Kennedy24

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attention @elonmusk @joerogan @ComicDaveSmith @danawhite @TheoVon i need your help. my role at HHS is being questioned. your support is appreciated. i am dark rfk jr. i will not stand to be ignored.

if i am not appointed to lead HHS i will consider snapping my fingers. do i have to explain what happens when i whistle 3 times too? (hint: i also have ravens) i am dark rfk jr. FAFO



as president, i will ban the government from spying on the american people and instead allow every american citizen to spy on our government. you will be able to tap into every single person employed by the government's phone and cameras. let's see what these fuckers are up to.


attention @elonmusk @ComicDaveSmith @danawhite @TheoVon i need your help. my role at HHS is being questioned. your support is appreciated. i am dark rfk jr. i will not stand to be ignored.

if i am not appointed to lead HHS i will consider snapping my fingers. do i have to explain what happens when i whistle 3 times too? (hint: i also have ravens) i am dark rfk jr. FAFO



my laser eyes have the ability to remove chemicals from whatever i am looking at. the secret to my plan is that if necessary i will be the one firing lasers at the food before it reaches store shelves. there is no stopping me. i am dark rfk jr.


if i am not appointed to lead HHS i will consider snapping my fingers. do i have to explain what happens when i whistle 3 times too? (hint: i also have ravens) i am dark rfk jr. FAFO

you've never seen me snap my fingers. let me explain why. i have trained hundreds of falcons to protect me. they are flying over me at all times. if you try to cross me you will be dealing with hundreds of falcons swarming you with the snap of my fingers. don't test me.



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the work begins now. i will fire my laser eyes at the food before it reaches the store shelves if i have to. there is no stopping me. #MAHA

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you've never seen me snap my fingers. let me explain why. i have trained hundreds of falcons to protect me. they are flying over me at all times. if you try to cross me you will be dealing with hundreds of falcons swarming you with the snap of my fingers. don't test me.


the real work begins now.

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hey @realdonaldtrump i know i gave you that boost in support, but you better start recognizing my people and my agenda. dont make me pull the endorsement.


did you hear what i said at my event? i said to vote for me you stupid fucks. im trying to start a new party.


we are healing the divide with one exception. @catturd2 is not welcome to join the unity party. deal with it. i am dark rfk jr.


what are you looking at? mind your own business.


at my event i will be announcing the addition of a very important policy position to my agenda. the need to ban red skittles. they are the worst kind, and if you disagree you're getting banned too.


only i know what will happen at my event, and i'm not going to tell you. deal with it.


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