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Daily dad jokes, puns, and cheesy humor to make you smile! If it made you laugh, hit repost and share the joy! #DadJokes

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What do you call a small mother? A minimum


I had a vasectomy after the doctor said it would mean I wouldn't have kids anymore.. It didn't work! I went home and my 3 kids were still there.

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Don't worry about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.


What’s a snowstorm’s favorite song? “Let it Snow.”


Why don’t typists get paid more? Their value is capped.


My wife was blaming me for ruining her birthday. that's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her birthday.

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If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.


Why don't smartphones ever get lost? They always have a "GPS" for that.


I ordered a salad, but my fries arrived first. The universe knows my true self.


My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work She hangs up on me

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Why do bananas never get lonely? They hang out in bunches.


What did the snake say when it got its homework back? Hiss-tory repeats itself!


I tried to unplug for a day, but my phone had separation anxiety.


A diamond is just a lump of coal that stuck to the job.


I just got a new car for my wife. It was a great trade!

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How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper.


What did the car say to the speed bump? You slow me down!


What do you call a political promise? A hopeful suggestion.


Gaming is like a relationship—you invest hours, make sacrifices, and eventually get ghosted by your friends for better games.


I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either. What do you guys think?

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Why did the lettuce win the race? It was ahead of the rest.


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