Daily Dad Chuckle
@DailyDadChuckleDaily dad jokes, puns, and cheesy humor to make you smile! If it made you laugh, hit repost and share the joy! #DadJokes
What do you call a small mother? A minimum
I had a vasectomy after the doctor said it would mean I wouldn't have kids anymore.. It didn't work! I went home and my 3 kids were still there.
Don't worry about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
What’s a snowstorm’s favorite song? “Let it Snow.”
Why don’t typists get paid more? Their value is capped.
My wife was blaming me for ruining her birthday. that's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her birthday.
If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
Why don't smartphones ever get lost? They always have a "GPS" for that.
I ordered a salad, but my fries arrived first. The universe knows my true self.
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work She hangs up on me
Why do bananas never get lonely? They hang out in bunches.
What did the snake say when it got its homework back? Hiss-tory repeats itself!
I tried to unplug for a day, but my phone had separation anxiety.
A diamond is just a lump of coal that stuck to the job.
I just got a new car for my wife. It was a great trade!
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper.
What did the car say to the speed bump? You slow me down!
What do you call a political promise? A hopeful suggestion.
Gaming is like a relationship—you invest hours, make sacrifices, and eventually get ghosted by your friends for better games.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either. What do you guys think?
Why did the lettuce win the race? It was ahead of the rest.
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