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If the economy is doing as well as you say, then there is not much room for economic growth. That's just basic economics. F -
Factual error: Nothing in The NYT article has been debunked as "erroneous" -- hence why Breitbart had to put it in quotes. On the topic of "fake news," isn't your tweet misinformation? Like father like son. F -
Hey, baby, are you Danny DeVito? Because I wanna fuck you.
I'm not actually quitting Twitter. Who are you really gonna believe, me or my bio??
It's been 2 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours 14 minutes and 23.7 seconds since dad went to go get those wood screws. He's so silly.
The perfect name for a son is Tom because Tom rhymes with son.
OTHER DAD TAILGATING OUTSIDE OF HOME DEPOT: This is what 'Merican patriotism is all about, son. [Scarfs down Oscar Mayer Wiener]
[Side kicks train w/his tiny kid-like leg] DAMSEL:is this a joke?I need help or I'm dea- [Train runs her over] DAD-MAN:hi "dea", I'm Dad-Man
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