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You have never used protein powder without making a huge mess


Bands should sell Hi-Vis tee shirts


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4/ After #PatriotFront runs away, they try to hide their license plates. I can only wonder why. Oh, why oh why? Hey-- look!! Who do these cars belong to??!! Time to play name that fash!!


Bread like a bowl French onion soul I'd rather rye Than bulky roll


Just had a dream I was being bullied by some cool punk rockers in a video arcade. It was awesome


I'd like to start a business and run it into the ground one day


We don't give restaurant workers enough credit for having to watch people eat all day. Repulsive


I think it's silly to formally announce band break-ups. Disbandment if you will. I am still very much an active member of all any and all bands I've ever played with and we will all play again forever


Woke up to news of WAY too many stolen bikes and scooters. Lock your stuff up good. In fact you should sleep with your bike. Tuck it right in next to you in bed


If we had any brains we'd warship chickens


LoL, @altonbrown thinks we're gonna let him retire


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Seems only right that we piggybac on The Kids in the Hall's success and do a State reunion. All we need is a network. If you run a TV network and are interested in writing us a very large check for more episodes of The State, please DM me.


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To everybody that's congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that's not me. That's actually Kid Rock.


Our Conductor beginning the day with a sincere, “Good morning everyone” over the Orange Line intercom was the exact energy I needed today.


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To honor Norm's memory, Saturday Night Live should be canceled.


I’m being shown targeted adds for butter. They really do know too much


I larb this

sorry but pad see ew deserves the reputation pad thai has



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