Vindri
@CrowgrammerSenior Programmer and Front-Row Crow Pro @ MundoCorp. Opinions expressed are my own.
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// I use this account so infrequently that every day my mentions are flooded with... tweets that other people made or Liked. Twitter, you gotta chill.
Vindri sits in his office, eating ravioli right out of the can. "I can't imagine why Blaze didn't want these." He says to himself. "They're quite good."
// Hey, if you work with Vindri, does that make him your Crow worker? Hahahah! Heeyyy, sorry, I'll delete my account
Some of his coworkers think it's weird that Vindri has an office chair shaped like a bird's nest, but they don't understand that it's ergonomic.
// Me trying to figure out relative technology levels in the League roleplay universe
// When Vindri finishes a complicated program and then finds a massive bug just before deploying
Vindri checks his calendar. Ah, there's a team meeting today. Ah. Yes. Talking to people. To their faces. Being in their presence. Having to make conversation in a room full of people. His... favorite. He wonders if it's possible to call in sick to work while at work.
Vindri's work ethic is incredibly sound, when he can convince himself to stop procrastinating. But he loves building things out of toothpicks.
Vindri could be working. He could be finishing that very important part of Project Overview, the program that regulates airflow through the... well, don't you worry about that. He COULD be working, but instead he's building a tiny carrack out of toothpicks on his desk
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