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I am a friendly wizard from a far off land. I conjure (!) a guess that I was pulled into your dimension by a dangerous necromancer using the Orb of T'kketh.

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Why am I still holding this fish?


I've been dead before. No big whoop.


Oh my goodness everyone! Charles Mason's ghost just sat down at the table next to mine at the netherworld Applebees!


How in the world is it bruising?? I'm basically vape smoke shaped like a wizard!?


Ğæđđæmmæţţ!!! How in the fłîğğ did I manage to just about break my toe against the foot of the couch??? I'm a ďîňğ~ďâňğěď ghost!!?


Hey all! I'm dead. I don't have a drop of interest in the silly drama of the living. However, if you wanna chill, I'm haunting the attic.


Happy Halloween from the spectral plane!


Hello everyone! I kinda sorta died recently & have been visiting many of you in my spectral form. Please, please stop masturbating so much.


I'm considering offering humanity up to the ŇəţhəřĢœđş in a last ditch attempt 2 win Maggie back. Is that ok? They may refuse the sacrifice


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There is a soft beckoning comes from the little mæģįçk book. Inside of my brain, caressing the walss o my ssku)ll. °•○•°°•○•°°•○•°°•○•°°•○•°


I have discovered the most quizzical book of mæģįçk upon the shelf... it's pages soft and almost black... ink adds to it, but cannot be read


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