Corey Rhodes
@Corey_RhodesI aspire to one day write a bio to end all bios. Currently just a father, occasional horror writer, and that guy who treats his Twitter like a diary.
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I find it hilarious that there’s family sizes and share sizes. Like are you sharing or is this company just fat shaming you?
Mayo on a chicken sandwich is a little fucked up. Think about it.
Grandmother in law: *from downstairs at 11 pm* Are you two awake? Me and my wife: Yeees. Grandmother: Are you decent? 🤣
My grandmother in law to my mother in law in comments to her shoes: “I hate to tell you dear but those are ugly. How much are they? Well…I guess the price tag is just as ugly as those shoes.”
When I was in the fifth grade I tried talking to a classmate and he said back “I can’t talk to you because you’re gay.” Well jokes on you Shaun because that is accepted now and consider yourself canceled.
If God was real it wouldn’t of made some people allergic to peanuts while the rest of us enjoy the nutty goodness.
And for those who can’t make it to a bookstore today but still want to support the indie book world, Howls From the Wreckage: An Anthology of Disaster Horror is up for pre-order! Edited by the inimitable @BurgleInfernal Foreword by Nick Cutter 🔗 in bio #IndependentBookstoreDay
Good night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the chupacabra bite your nipples off.
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I feel like my cat Sue is gaslighting me into feeding her again.
I want to make it to 37 so I can say “Trust me, I’ve been an adult for more than half my life.” In which I should not be trusted.
Day 13 of algorithm fucked. I don’t see your posts. I see Latino memes, Indian muscle builders, and anything futball. Some writers do show up and when I do, you get a like. If I see you. HELP!
How many carbs are in a Costco brand cheesecake??!! YES the Whole thing! I NEED TO DO DAMAGE CONTROL!!!
I pronounce Frédéric Chopin’s last name wrong intentionally because I imagine him chopping on the piano with his fingly fangers when I hear his music.
I broke the system. I had my Walmart delivered today. The order had a frozen pizza so Digiorno is in fact, delivery.
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