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Midnight Comedy

@Comedy_midnight

| AT MIDNIGHT, EVERY BAD DAY COMES TO AN END | DM us for advertising pricing and information #follow #midnight #comedy #funny

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. Then things get tense.


Q: Why does a divorce cost so much? A: Because it's worth it.


Well fuck that! 🏃🏼💨🏠 https://t.co/xwv8TTFmRi

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It can never be unseen! #Batman https://t.co/RJnGJRSUTU

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There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do do it.


I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?


I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.


When Bae says something funny. https://t.co/cKeuGEiWez

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1 day kids will laugh at us when we tell them our phones used to die! Theyll prob have a phone built into their brain & fly off on a jetpack


I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving.


I had an "hour glass" figure, but unfortunately the sand shifted.


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Kanye and Kim together forever. 💓 #kimye https://t.co/huXN8ykQkM

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I don't know about you but there's something off about this rabbit... https://t.co/EAvLvFX5QO

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It's finally Friday! #TGIF 💥🎉🎈


We hope everyone has had a brilliant St Patrick's day! 🍀🍻🍀🍻 party on through the night! #StPatricksDay


When you home alone taking a shower and u hear a noise... https://t.co/GjNnANyTXh

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