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Collette Reitz

@Collette_Reitz

freelance writer/editor. next adventure tk. formerly @elitedaily. yes, i'm lurking here. she/her.

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I already need to use a prescription toothpaste. My teeth can’t handle RFK Jr. “going wild” on removing fluoride from the drinking water!! 😭🫠


me updating my resume as a digital media professional: “in terms of computer, I would say [s]he's probably about as good as you get.”

Trump on Elon Musk: “In terms of computer, I would say he’s probably about as good as you get”



send me your holiday pitches please!! :)

Apartment Therapy is looking for contributors for upcoming holiday content! We want writers who can talk about flight hacks, hosting hacks — and everything in between. Pitch us here by Thursday, Oct. 24. Article rate is $250: bit.ly/4dN8zXW

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halloweentown premiered? i’m sorry i think you meant to say that halloweentown INVENTED CINEMA!

26 years ago, ‘HALLOWEENTOWN’ premiered on Disney Channel.

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me every time the lacheys pop up in #LoveIsBlind7


me after leaving a bath and body works in 1999. #artstuff #rollonglitter

SPARKLE FRECKLES

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when i write “TK” in a draft:

I have concepts of a plan!



Taylor Swift to Beyoncé rn:


Just putting this out there @taylorswift13 — Haunted x The Black Dog mashup for Saturday, Aug. 17. 👻🖤🐶


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Calling all real estate agents! 📣 We’re taking a deep dive into real estate trends — and we’d love for you to share your insights by taking this short survey by Friday, 7/26 at noon ET! (You have a chance to win one of two $100 Amazon gift cards.) bit.ly/3WwN4oH

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ummmm what? “Unable to follow more people at this time.” why is this a thing? (also this is the first account i tried to follow today 🫠)

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Some women are natural beauties. And some women have to ask their hairdressers to cut the bulk out of the bottom of their shoulder-length hair so they don’t look like the little lad who loves berries and cream. (I’ve literally only ever known the latter. 😂)


I need the Foxtrot/Dom’s documentary asap.


every digital media editor one month after publishing a new issue or vertical:

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Y’all I’ve been crushing since my 13 yo self caught a glimpse of him on Real World Paris 🫠🙃😍

CT is so charming on The Traitors it’s insane.

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Me when I decide my period is over on day 5 no matter what my body is doing:


it me 😅😅😅

i love big Taylor Swift days because i end them deeply annoyed at hardcore taylor-can-do-no-wrong swifties *and* skeptics who roll their eyes at every word — proving that only I have achieved the proper degree of Liking Taylor Swift



I was trying to sing, “Karma is the guy on the Chiefs coming straight home to me,” But what came out was, “Karma is the guy on the STREET coming straight home to me.” Like, I get it, I am *not* Taylor Swift. But the street?!?! Damn.


I want to be so publicly petty to a company rn, but I just can't. It's been the worst consumer experience of my life, but they shall remain nameless. Thanks a lot for the (lapsed) Catholic guilt, Mom and Dad!


The older I get, the more I understand why Sonja had five interns at any given time. I literally need someone who is solely responsible for responding to all the emails.


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