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Fat girls in the sun, those skinny jeans might as well be kindling
A warm day in the office today, big Lisa's clunge shutters must smell like salmon left in the car boot on a summers day.
Big toes nails are solid dust, almost impossible to peel. When you finally get a little tear and prepare to peel, you get hour glass innards
Uh oh, looks like Sadie's been setting her lip to Edward again. When will she learn not to touch his heroin earnings. http://t.co/nxVAlftm8a
My friend Clive is coming over for a few drinks, I hope he brings his X-men box set. I love Halle Berry's little black nips!
I was promoted today, I'm now a supervisor for the entire team. My ex supervisor's whiskey fell out of his desk drawer. I put it there.
Apparently I'm being touted for my alcoholic boss' job, a promotion I'd gladly take. Maybe 'finding' his stash might speed up the process.
This wind is causing a stir in the office, a few of the ladies wore skirts today. I'd absolutely love to not see under them, hairy dogs!
Just a passing thought, I wonder if the creator of Homeland likes jazz?
Strange how human resources is called human resources, is there an office somewhere full of worker dogs disputing wages in animal resources?
Catch up TV is shit, it pisses me off having to see Noel Edmonds still breathing. I wish that ferret on his face would eat him already.
Both my boss and the cleaner kept tight lipped about their vices and left each other to it. Now I'll step in an proceed to blackmail them
I've just watched the cleaner steeling cheese whilst my boss had his back turned, she got a fright knocked him and he dropped his vodka...
Cath's wearing that horribly potent nana perfume that plus 50's wear. She's got the office gagging on what smells like a loose women episode
I seldom drive on a morning, but now I have a car it's unbelievable how many fucktards have been given a license. Drunk babies drive at 6am?
Just purchased my second ever car, this one is great. Unlike the VW Beetle I bought that had no passenger seat and smelt like off prawns.
I'm benefiting from my new view of the kitchen, it appears Joes cranium has been obstructing me from seeing my boss add vodka to his tea.
Sitting down with my mackerel pasta I can't help but feel like I may miss Joe. On the other hand my view of the kitchen is better now.
The spectacles theft has escalated to the building security now searching desks, good job I put them in Joes drawer while he was printing.
I can't take boring days anymore, I'm going to launch office war on my colleagues. First off I've just stole Caths glasses and blamed Joe.
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