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Once again I am humbled & inspired. Thank you @ELLEUK for including me alongside such amazing talent & strength. elleuk.com/life-and-cultu…
Swallowing my pride to post publicly on twitter about how terrible American Airlines and their customer service is.
My vag just fell asleep and honestly, I'm not mad at it.
If y'all see a little ass ugly green bug leaving a spot, steal that shit real quick. Guaranteed 40 min plus on the meter. SMH
When u go out with your rich friends and you look for the cheapest drink on the menu: "Yes, I'll take a kids cocoa please."
My dumbass will literally make my groceries avalanche out of my hands before I'll pay 10¢ for a bag, but I'll spend $300 on a jacket 😂
When you're being a bitch AND you have a big ass boog in your nose & the guy in line STILL hits on you. Like....your love life must be dire
When u at home alone peeing w/ the door open, naked, googling "how to make a pimple get flat overnight" and u realize this is your life
Overheard at Coachella: rando Man: I know you from somewhere, have we worked together? Katy Perry: I'm Katy!
TBH if you don't walk around naked in front of me and offer to share a toothbrush when I don't have one, are we even friends?
I wish my phone would fall in between the seats of my life like it does in my car. It would be so goddamn annoying to get it out that I'd prob just leave it there and be a much more successful person.
Him: You're the prettiest girl I've seen in all of LA Me: Just LA?...
Me at myself when I accomplish the smallest, most menial task...
Me: WTF this life is hard. Why can I not accomplish anything that I want to do in my life? I don't have time to do anything. I don't have money. Everyone and everything is holding me back. It's really fucked up man. Also me:
My ass was ten feet off that waxing table. I swear my body somehow went from plank position straight up into the air like I was on a damn trampoline and I got double jumped.
Yo...anyone who tells you getting a Brazillian wax "isn't that bad" is a liar and a psycho. Stop lying to yourself and stop luring others into your sick masochistic world! My vagina will never forgive you.
If you're an artist and people keep calling you "aspiring" work harder but also punch those ppl.
Does anyone really understand the amount of unrequited love I have for madeleines or am I truly alone in this world?
If you don't chew your hard candies don't talk to me.
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