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Chris Trani

@ChrisTrani

Extremely famous comedian. Producer of Tight Ship & Chicago Comedy Club.

2KPosts 476Followers 831Following

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Chris Trani

30 Jun 2018

Well done, Chicago! #FamiliesBelongTogetherMarch #FBTChi ##CHICAGO

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Chris Trani

5 Nov 2021

“I want to come to one of your shows.” -someone who never comes to one of my shows

Chris Trani

9 Aug 2021

My tweets are my own, except for when my hacker gets on here. Dude's not that funny

Chris Trani

7 Aug 2021

“I won’t like the same post on multiple platforms.” -guy who cares way too much

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I have agreed to fight Tony Shaloub on pay per view on October 27th.

Chris Trani

29 Jul 2021

You ever think of a funny tweet but by the time you’re done typing it it’s no lon-

Chris Trani

22 Jun 2021

Does he also sue for mesothelioma?

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Chris Trani

12 Jun 2021

You spend a third of your life scrolling

Chris Trani

25 May 2021

Imagine being so bad at your job everyone at your work has to come talk to you:

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Chris Trani

13 May 2021

He truly is The Comeback Kid.

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13 May 2021

John Mulaney and Olivia Munn Are Dating: Source people.com/tv/john-mulane…

Chris Trani

12 Jan 2021

He let the free market decide. It went with processed foods.

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11 Jan 2021

Jacob Chansley, AKA Jake Angeli, Arizona man makes first court appearance in for charges related to storming the U.S. Capitol. His mom says he hasn’t eaten since Friday because the detention facility won’t feed him all organic food. @abc15

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Chris Trani

1 Jan 2021

Yep, tomorrow’s the day you turn it all around, with your hangover and frigid guac dip left out

Chris Trani

1 Jan 2021

Just a few more hours and we’re done with COVID

Chris Trani

7 Nov 2020

This election is like LaLa Land thinking they won best picture only they don’t wanna give up the Oscar

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6 Nov 2020

Trump has signaled to allies that the Secret Service will have to drag him from the White House kicking and screaming vntyfr.com/DEH8ALx

Chris Trani

7 Nov 2020

Well, we did it, guys. We elected @JoeBiden I just want to thank my home state of Missouri for... goddammit

Chris Trani

7 Nov 2020

So we can open up the bars now, right?

Chris Trani

9 Oct 2020

We lost my 8-yr old nephew to COVID in April. He didn't have it, I was just reading about it on my phone and lost track of him at the grocery store. Wonder what he's doing now...

Chris Trani

8 Oct 2020

The theme song to 2020 should just be a siren

Chris Trani

8 Oct 2020

Twitter’s great for following people you already agree with

Chris Trani

4 Oct 2020

What are cookies and why must I agree to them?

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30 Sep 2020

For those who couldn’t watch the debate here’s a highlight.

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