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chris

@ChrisOrt1z

I lost my briefcase, my whole life was in it

Joined February 2011
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Las pinturas de Mar de Regil

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Courage would yell his eyeballs out then come back with this

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"i got that dawg in me" the dog in question:

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I can't see his name without thinking about THAT tweet 💀💀

Dick Van Dyke, 98, is going to live until he's 150. This is his world & we're all just living in it.



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Tal vez ustedes tengan la edad pero yo tengo el dinero 💋

si tienes más de 23 salte de la fila de Olivia Rodrigo eres este

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el coyote es un puto artista hiperrealista que hasta confunde a la realidad misma de los que le rodean, pero no se puede engañar a sí mismo...... para pensar

I would be so pissed off if this happened to me



Querida Socia es el The Other Woman mexicano


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the way those 2 trash cans are sitting side by side while watching the roller coaster is kinda romantic af

THERES A FUCKING ROLLER COASTER

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please don’t misgender her

You can't get enough of looking at him. 🤍

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White people been taking a W all month I’m actually sick to my stomach

Mormon Missionary defeats local Salvadorans in a Pupusa eating contest. 🏆😲



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amo esta escena porque para mi representa la diferencia entre ser mirada y ser VISTA como dice el Albert Camus

when television peaked



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Candice looking outside her window

THERES A FUCKING ROLLER COASTER

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La necesidad masculina de huir buscando el mar para terminar fundando un pueblo en medio de la selva donde años después una tarde llevarás a tu hijo a conocer el hielo, la misma tarde que recordará, muchos años después , frente al pelotón de fusilamiento


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Nothing, that's literally the point of the movie dumbfuck

What did they die for?



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Your body, my choice. Forever.



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i love how retarded everyone is becoming

This is for you Peanut 🥜❤️ #SaveThePets #PeanutTheSquirrel #Trump #Trump2024



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they on ozempic?

New look at ‘MUFASA: THE LION KING’ (Via: @USATODAY)

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It's amazing this isn't even the Simpsons best lie detector bit

Season 8 Episode 10



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i love you :)

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