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Chris Swift

@ChrisHenrySwift

"I'm what psychology journals refer to as batshit insane. It's a delicate mix of bipolar disorder... and a completely untreatable case of I don't give a shit."

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I am coming back to twitter because it is ostensibly helpful for me professionally to have a presence on here. That said, every single thing I have ever said on this hell site would get me kicked out of any professional setting I can think of so we will see how this goes.


See, I want to judge others for being incapable of normalcy when discussing the Star Wars sequels but I am equally at fault because TFA and TLJ are my favorite movies ever made and I think JJ Abrams should be tried at the Hague for TROS.


When is everyone else seeing the Wicked movie??? I’m going to a screening tomorrow night!!!


Very annoyed people have settled on Glicked instead of Gladicked for the combo Wicked/Gladiator release name.


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Happy Life Day 🥳 #StarWars #LifeDay


If you're commenting on Ariana Grande's body and speculating about whether or not she has an eating disorder, then speaking as someone with an eating disorder, shut the fuck up, would you please?


My husband Poe Dameron.

starts with M and we all love it



Me explaining Life Day to my mother who has never seen the Star Wars Holiday Special: “It’s like Christmas in space but with more pornography!”


I actually hate being at home but I never have anywhere to go so people mistakenly think I’m a homebody.

Are y'all homebodies?



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Finn and Poe smiling at each other I need to be sedated

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MONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MOTHMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The rebellion rises. #Andor Season 2 leads Empire Magazine's ultimate 2025 preview – including world-exclusive looks at Jurassic World Rebirth, Predator: Badlands, Tron: Ares, #DaredevilBornAgain, HAVOC, and much more. On sale Thursday 21 November.

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NOW KISS

Star Wars: The Force Awakens - shot 284

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Me in group today when the therapist told everyone it’s not weird to talk to themselves: “Oh so when everyone else talks to themselves it’s a coping skill but when I do it I have to take lithium!”


I'm an alcoholic with an eating disorder. I did that for YEARS.

who is combining hard liquor and salad for a meal



SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

On April 22, 2025, #Andor returns to @DisneyPlus

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You dislike Cynthia Erivo because she’s weird on social media. I dislike her because she got to sing As Long As You’re Mine with Jonathan Bailey and I didn’t.


“You block people over politics?” Girl, I block people for thinking Poe Dameron is straight.


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Patti LuPone once said...


I've been searching for words all day but I can't seem to articulate what I'm feeling. Treatment has been challenging. I don't feel like I'm getting better. And now I feel total despair about the future. I'm really struggling right now.


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