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Oh no I spilled water all over my laptop 😭😭😭 http://t.co/B8iexMvxpJ
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry. http://t.co/ZA3X1tOFVm
Analytical Chemists in the Wild West http://t.co/m5B0UqXkBf
What does the leader of the electron army say when they go to war? CHAAARGE!
*photon checks into a hotel* Bellhop: "Do you need help with your bags?" Photon: "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
Chemistry jokes are sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one!
My favorite jokes are about Cobalt, Radon, and Yttrium "Why's that?" Because I love CoRnY chemistry jokes
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic, and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
*two atoms are walking together* *one trips and falls* "Oh no, I've lost an electron!" Are you sure? "Yeah, I'm positive."
"Can we talk about Sulfur, Uranium, and Rhenium now?!" SURe
Oxygen actually used to go out with Potassium, but the dates only went OK http://t.co/K1aw39Ra8z
Girl, are you Barium Silicon Carbon Bismuth Technetium Hydrogen? Cause you're a Ba Si C Bi Tc H
Some people call me a nerd. I prefer the term Intellectual Badass.
All those elements but you just fluorine, uranium, carbon, potassium, boron, oxygen, and iodine http://t.co/hUmf07m11q
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