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recoveringDeptChair

@ChairDept

Finally realized that it was someone else’s turn to be Dept. Chair. Academia can be very silly! All comments are my own. #academictwitter

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Associate Deans

7 Aug 2021

We are ending on-campus covid testing on September 1 because, honestly, we don’t want to know. We are also declaring the pandemic over for the fall semester.

recoveringDeptChair

1 Mar 2021

If you are not in the category in our state permitting vaccines, do NOT publicize your vaccine on social media when I have a condition which puts me ahead of you. This is a mess.

recoveringDeptChair

26 Feb 2021

I have decided that I really hate teaching three back-to-back Zoom classes (the same course). Throw in a new prep on Mondays and Wednesdays and add office hours and it’s no wonder I’m having headaches from screen time. Any thoughts on blue light lenses?

recoveringDeptChair

3 Feb 2021

Need motivation for 4 Zoom classes today...

recoveringDeptChair

11 Jan 2021

Just received an email from the parent of a student who was deployed to DC with the National Guard. S is worried about his assignments 🥺. Shit’s getting real (as if it wasn’t already).

recoveringDeptChair

2 Jan 2021

As I’m developing my syllabi(one a new prep for a course I developed) I need to keep reminding myself of the length of time involved grading specific assignments and whether they are impactful. Also, trying to remember we are all still adjusting to virtual...

recoveringDeptChair

10 Dec 2020

Dear Professor, I could have sworn I submitted that assignment. I just saw the 0 now. I did complete it and I am attaching it to this email.

recoveringDeptChair

7 Dec 2020

Thank you, Twitter, for allowing me to vent: I don’t even know why I bothered to pull up the University final exam schedule multiple times last week and announce our final exam date/time based upon the emails I am receiving.

recoveringDeptChair

4 Dec 2020

Me: Please submit your assignments in Word or PDF. Student: I’ll just use Pages, which no human being can open...FYI school offers Office downloads to students for free 🙄.

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Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.

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@SarcasmProf

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I'm gonna share some of my writing prompts on here--Because it might make more writing!
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@ProfGoat

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@persistentprof

Never believe anything just because some professor said it.

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@jjenna

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Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.

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Life before & after the PhD through gifs. Popularized the #AcademicTwitter hashtag

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@persistentprof

Never believe anything just because some professor said it.

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Angry.Sad.Motivated.

@nlmtys

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@profstruggs

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Jjenna Hupp Andrews

@jjenna

WARNING: May cause cognitive dissonance. If this occurs, unfollow or block me. Don't yell or spin what I said.

Bluesky: https://t.co/eUcjpl8esr

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@lawprofblawg

My opinions, my account.
I don't endorse. All opinions (and I have plenty) are my own.

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@EmpressHerstory

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Botryoidal SnO2

@BotryoidalSnO2

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@kfbalsam

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Bus of HC

@BusofHC

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Stephanie Grainger

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@ProfSrsly

Poli Sci prof at UT-Martin. Constitution fan. Opinions are my own. Retweets & “likes” are not endorsements - maybe I'm just saying, "Can you believe this?"

Chris Baxter

@baxterpolitics

Evelyn Dsouza, Ph.D.

@envwriting

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Petty ProfessorPhD

@PettyProfPhD

Just another female PhD holder dealing with the patriarchy

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@DoctoralBarbie

Read it and weep: The Acting Dean! Finally. Move over Rover, and let the A-game take over! Did you just say something?

Acting Dean

@Acting_Dean

I'm a miserable jerk that's looking for an excuse to reject your journal paper. Share your grumpy reviews with me 'cause misery loves company.

Grumpy Reviewer

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CrazyMillennial_PhD

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THE Dean

@FacultyDean

Psych prof & occasional funny girl who swears too much.

Buffy the Psych Prof ☮️

@DrPsyBuffy

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.

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Psych Professor offering attitude adjustments & snarky perspective on higher ed & academic administration. #mytitleisdr #womeninhighered

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@meh_professor

Soc prof (soc psyc, methodology, & a lil bit demography) Usually thinking about food, sexualities, masculinities, & sneakers. they/he please

yourqueerprof

@drcompton

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PennWest Mathematics

@PennWestMath

Southern. Left handed. Socialist.

southpawpolitics

@southpawsoc

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@CIOeviltwin

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@Literature_Lady

I run on coffee, sarcasm, and whatever free food was left in the break room after that fancy event only faculty were invited to

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@GrumpiestTA

Academia - but lite! A podcast examining two published pieces of academic work each week. We focus on the irregular, the surprising and the downright funny.

Academia Lite

@AcademiaLite

25+ years teaching & still love to teach. Used to be proud of my institution, disappointed by univ "leadership" — anonymous account to share frustrations

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@DismayedProf

#UNFROSTED is streaming May 3rd on @Netflix. My book of essays FOOLISH is out now from @duttonbooks

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@sarahcpr

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Blake Kanewischer

@BKanewischer

Moosewood ✡️

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PhD student writing about Arabic/Spanish/English lit through a postcolonial lens. I like food, cocktails, and basketball too. RT≠endorsement.

Garrett Shuffield

@gcshuffield

Constantly confused PhD student undergoing one existential crisis after another. What am I even doing here?

Confused PhD

@ConfusedPhd

Butterfly color pattern evolution & development, phylogenetics, phylogenomics, & biogeography

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@jeffrey_mmarcus

new counseling professor at a mid size university grumbling about institutional life

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@NaiveProf

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Valarie B. Fleming

@Dr_VBFleming

nuclear physicist. not smart.

W.J. Llope

@WJLlope

@dima403.bsky.social

I do not come here. Spend more time where the sky is blue.

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@dima403_dmitri

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Dr Erin C

@DrErinB

An adult faculty member living in an on-campus dorm.

Tipsy Professor

@TipsyProfessor

Mocking Revolving Door Admins who suck-up to board members and any admin on a higher rung. Shifting the paradigm through egregious use of acronyms and eduspeak.

Revolving_Door_Admin

@RAD_is_awesome

Endlessly bemused by higher education. Feeling the occasional need to vent. Overcommitted and sleep deprived. Just like everyone else on #academictwitter.

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Professor (he/him) at a regional state university. The dude abides.

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Assistant Lecturer at Monash University, Melbourne.

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