Carrie K
@CarrieKolar1Writer and storyteller on https://t.co/ITiZYrH4In. If I make you snort into your coffee, my day is made. Tends to swear. She/her.
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Me as a teenager: I want to be the main character. Me as an adult: I want to be a side mouse character in Redwall. I’ll wear tiny woolly cloaks and eat apple cinnamon pies and my only worry is will we have enough dandelion cordial for the upcoming feast.
Okay okay okay SO: When you write, do you watch a movie in your head and just describe what you’re watching? Or do you make it up word by word?
*walks around banging pots and pans* I JUST WROTE 318 WORDS ON MY EVERY FIRST EVER WIP EEEEEEEEEE *continues the banging*
*cackles in gleeful delight because Bath and Body Works had a BOGO sale on candles* Which was silly of them All your Cinnamon Caramel Swirl are belong to ME! (If things are on fire, at least I require that they SMELL NICE)
Feels like the moment at a race where you’re at the starting line and the official guy is just about to blow the horn. Let’s fucking go.
What’s the most ridiculous way you’ve ever been injured? I’ll start: I fell UP the stairs and sprained my big toe. Yesterday 🤦♀️
I just slept 14 and a half hours. And I’m having my usual regimen of coffee. So if you need me, I’ll be over here being both mildly concerned and FUCKING AMPED
Gooooood morning! It is both Friday AND a new month AND also the semi-start of the holiday season. Which means today is auspicious as fuck and you should go out and enjoy it. Mwah!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MOTHERFLUFFERS! (it’s an endearment I just made up) (I think it’s adorable) (you’re welcome 😁) Go forth and be spooky! 🎃👻💀
Goooooood morning my bros! “Bro” is a unisex term in Carrieworld. It can also mean Literally Anything, depending on intonation. Bro!! - that is awesome and I’m hella excited for you Bro… - either “that is unfortunate” or “what were you thinking” Bro. - dude. What the fuck.
Angelfish, I have the NEWBIE-EST of questions. But people are excited and I would like to know what I’m cheering them on about. What is a “questpit”?
Super cutting back on sugar for some health reasons, and WHEW the brain fog is real! I work for an hour and a half and my brain does this:
This is one of the most beautiful comics on the internet, and I will die on this hill.
Happy Monday! It got cold! But I’m pumped AF because that means it’s FIREPLACE AMBIENCE TIMES 😈. Hell yeah, destroying my Youtube algorithm for coziness!
This song is extremely stuck in my head. So, I fixed it. Wake up in the morning feeling like a kitty Lick my paws and wash my face oh yeah I’m lookin pretty Before I leave kill some string with a kitten attack And when I leave for the night I’ll need tuna snacks!
I am not feeling well, and am therefore having a tea party with myself. It’s the only logical course of action
How humans spend time: 50%: gibbering into the void 50%: cooing on the internet because the kitty's wearing a tiara 50%: complaining about traffic (because thbbbth to your "math”)
Babycat, at 8am: “I’M HERE! NOW I’M HERE! I’M THE FLASH! ZOOM ZOOM, MOTHER****ERS!” Me: “…did Babycat get into my coffee.”
Thank you for the joy you bring Thanks, my little fuzzy thing You are perfect, that is that And I love you, little cat ❤️
I saw someone being sad on Twitter (which is still its name) and they asked for something happy-making so I went online and found this picture AND NOW I CAN’T FIND THE ORIGINAL POOOOOST 😭😭😭. So here, all of you have it instead. Image: peterdeseve.com
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