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Carl

@Carl_Brew

Bass player and singer in a punk band at the age of 38. I’m vegan by the way.

Joined July 2014
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this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes


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My interview with #ImACeleb contestant Matt Hancock


Reflecting on the last couple of days, who’d have thought Lizz Truss wouldn’t have made a good PM. If only we’d had some sort of sign. Luckily though Rishi Sunak is here to sort the economic disaster created by Rishi Sunak.


Hey everyone, Boris pulled out. That’s also a s*x thing, get it? He did a lot of the s*x because he had loads of kids. I’m very funny.


The problem with calling right wing d*ckheads on Twitter is that now they keep appearing on my Twitter feed. Well played algorithm, well played.


Also, if you voted Tory and “didn’t vote for this”, you did, be an adult, take some responsibility.


Some people are upset by Krishnan Guru-Murphy calling someone a c*nt off air. Others are annoyed by the collapse of the country and society as a result of the cluster fuck going on in no.10. Different strokes for different folks I guess.


I am the tofu eating wokariti and I’m coming for your hummus.


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GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

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Its 2023.William is on the throne. The funeral for Elizabeth went on so long Charles died before it ended. The queue to see his body was added to the one to see the queen and starts at Tebay services on the M6. Tmrw marks the 1st anniversary of the center parcs massacre.


This planet really is f*cked.

The new energy secretary during an ever escalating climate crisis

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Welcome to having a partner. Just let her eat your chips you melt.

My girlfriend never orders chips, but she always takes mine. When she goes to the toilet I put every chip in my mouth and suck it. For three years she thinks there's an epidemic of soggy chips in the UK.



Weird they are pushing “go into the office” as a narrative. I WONDER WHY THAT MAY BE?

Now to take a big swig of microwaved office coffee and check in on the price of petrol

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I’ve seen a lot of awful takes on a myriad of subjects this morning. Instead of wasting time arguing with w*nkers on the internet I’ve imagined all the arguments in my head and am letting it eat away at me on the inside. Seems healthier. #Growth


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