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From the whirling vortex of indecision and confusion of cyberspace, the Captain shares content that may or may not be accurate. Such is the world we live in.

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Like for Jake Paul. RT for Mike Tyson. #PaulTyson


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LMAOO Who made this sht!? 🤣🤣

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Arapahoe County just agreed to give up TABOR refunds but you should see the proposed 2025 budget. There is only $10.3M set aside for capital improvements (the reason you gave it up) yet staffing is the largest expense. Your hard earned money is going into growing a bureaucracy of…

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I wonder John whether you’d have the balls and intelligence to run a country as big as the United States of America AND MAKE IT A ROARING SUCCESS which Trump already did for 4 years AND he’s about to do it again with millions of Americans supporting and helping him succeed. You…

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ? Yeah, that figures...



In support of the latest presidential results, I pledge to have as much sex as I can.


Feels like this....

London looks like Middle East.



The future

Kamala Harris supporters have shaved their heads, made blue bracelets, and will be wearing mask… so they can easily identity each other. 👀

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Makes sense to me. Right?

President Trump naming Tom Homan as border czar signals that he’s dead serious on deportations. And he should be - it’s overwhelmingly popular & is only being treated as controversial by the hysterical.



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Denver Spent $138 Million in Two Years to Rent, Lease Hotels for Homeless and Migrants westword.com/news/how-much-…


What amazes me is that people think that celebrities go up with the goodness of their hard and promote politicians only to find out that they are compensated enormously for their influence. This is misleading and dishonest.


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Exactly

The mainstream media has been exposed for being the propaganda wing of the Democrat Party. Americans are waking up.



What would you do to argue this point? Person #1: The car is white. Person #2: No, it's not! Person #1: How do you know? Person #2: I heard it on the news, plus my friends told me you are lying and you just are not smart enough to know that it's not white! Person #1: How…


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This earns @realDonaldTrump a space on Mount Rushmore.


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Wow. BRUTAL words for her fellow liberals from Democratic strategist @JulieRoginsky on CNN: “I’m going to speak some hard truths...We are not be party of common sense, which is the message the voters sent to us...When we address Latino voters...as Latinx, for instance, b/c…


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Exactly!! Nobody cared until you went after the children, the locker rooms, sports and classrooms.


Those commercials remind me of this.....

Who else is tired of seeing Big Pharma ads dominate every other commercial? America is truly SICK from it. We’re committed to cleaning up our airwaves and transforming our food system for a healthier future. MAGA +MAHA



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True

Many Democrats say they want to understand what happened. Few genuinely do. That's because, at some level, they know they're guilty of having participated in a witch hunt in which they falsely accused their fellow Americans, and even their friends & family, of fascism & racism.



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