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Captain Shag

@CaptainShag

Top secret intergalactic agent, universe's most eligible bachelor, pilot of the Goat

Joined August 2014
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'AHHHHHH!!!!’ screamed Ricky, spinning uncontrollably through the void, pants aflame #scifi #captainshag tinyurl.com/mv5w736


‘I mean what’s so special about a proto-matter reversal nucleosyntheziser unit these days eh?’ #scifi #captainshag tinyurl.com/mv5w736


Shag and Fuzz had disappeared into a world of spirally-madness...tinyurl.com/mv5w736


Thank you to everyone who has bought Part Three so far! tinyurl.com/mqqnrux #scifi


Book Three out tomorrow, promises to be a 'spattered mess of diced carrots and gin.' #scifi #captainshag tinyurl.com/mv5w736


Captain Shag concluding book Chasin Vapour Lords, out on tomorrow! #scifi #captainshag tinyurl.com/mv5w736


...plus it seemed that most people had forgotten about the incident with the trousers...#scifi #captainshag tinyurl.com/mv5w736


Captain Shag Part Three- Chasin Vapour Lords, out on Sunday! #scifi #captainshag tinyurl.com/mv5w736


His only vices were smoking, drinking, gambling, women, peacock suits sweet puddings, fancy hats and fried breakfasts tinyurl.com/mv5w736


Captain Shag final part- Chasin Vapour Lords, out on Sunday! #scifi #captainshag tinyurl.com/mv5w736


Captain Shag concluding book Chasin Vapour Lords, out on Sunday! #scifi #captainshag tinyurl.com/mv5w736


‘Duck impediments!! What the hell are duck impediments?!’ #scifi #captainshag tinyurl.com/mv5w736


Captain Shag concluding book Part Three- Chasin Vapour Lords, out on Sunday! #scifi #captainshag tinyurl.com/mv5w736


He mentally pictured his friend, feet up on the Goat HUD, calling him some affectionate name...like bastard tinyurl.com/mv5w736 #scifi


‘Would this be the - keep fighting until everyone’s dead plan?’ tinyurl.com/mv5w736 #scifi


For the first time in his life Shag Masterplex didn’t know what to do... tinyurl.com/mv5w736 #scifi


‘You know those nuclear cattle prods only work properly when firmly inserted up the beast’s rectum don’t you?’ tinyurl.com/mv5w736 #scifi


‘got a problem with armoured cattle Captain Shag?’ #scifi #captainshag tinyurl.com/mv5w736


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