Captain Jizzzam
@CaptainJizzzamBeached whales were a bad thing to me, until I discovered they had blowholes. I am CAPTAIN JIZZZAM Cartoon Superhero. Nice to meet you.
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I couldn't believe my girl told me NO! Because she had a headache. I said, not even head. NO! So I called the cops.
Captain Jizzzam⚡ YOU KNOW, BEING A DICK IS HARD. LET ALONE, I WALK USING MY BALLS... ITS MORE LIKE, "TO & FRO" INSTEAD OF "HEEL-TOE." "FEEL ME?"
I looked down at my dog and said, "it's kind of hard eating this food when you're sitting there staring at me." Then, my dog said, "Well, it's kinda hard for me to eat your food when you're sitting there talking shit about me staring at you."
If you women ever heard someone tell you that CUM isn't good for your skin, "especially on your face." They are mf LIAR'S, who need to be thrown into a pit, and torn apart by hungry african Lions. I'm just saying... Because I care.
"AIN'T NO BIG DIL'DO!" Meaning to sentence: "IT ISN'T NO BIG DEAL THOUGH."
CAN ANYBODY TELL ME WHERE THEY GET THE BABY'S TO MAKE BABY OIL?
IF I COULD BE UP IN YOUR KITCHEN, I WOULD EAT THERE ALL DAY!
B - I - M - B - O B - I - M - B - O "and BIMBO was her Name'O"
I think I'm going to join the NA so I can teach lesbian's how to lick some crack.
I just said goodbye to this girl,and hung up the phone. I said aloud to myself "What a dumb bitch!" Then,coming from the phone, I heard,"Who's a dumb bitch!" All I want to know is, are all the phone companies controlled by women, cuz they seem to know everything I do, or say now.
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