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Jacob

@CaptainJakz

I'm tired of not feeling like me

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if yall want to watch a 27 year old fight a 58 year old man so badly just put me in the same room with my father


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I JUST GOT A FEVER AND LAID DOWN ON THE GROUND AND STARTED PANTING 😮‍💨

MARTIN SCORSESE raves I SAW THE TV GLOW: "There's one film I liked a great deal [..] I Saw the TV Glow. It really was emotionally & psychologically powerful. Very moving. It builds on you, in a way. I didn’t know who made it. It’s this Jane Schoenbrun." tinyurl.com/3hby8v53

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Ever since Trump got elected this is what my pharmacist gives me when I pick up my estrogen :/

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HE FUCKING HIT THAT!!

I need Everyone to watch this video NOW



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requesting jan 6 off from work just to make HR wonder


This probably feels great if you have a vagina

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I must be a child left behind the way this bush got me acting stupid


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PSYCHO IN MY MIND LUNATIC HYSTERIA


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Oh so they’ll ban the shift but not the Shadow Clone Jutsu

Tim Hill's follow-thrus are my guilty pleasures.



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"hey darling" "Hi my angel"

From ella

Suki Waterhouse prank calls Robert Pattinson for Elle Magazine. (via @ELLEmagazine)



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Climate change isn’t real. Bunch of globohomo bullshit I reckon. You know what is real. A hurricane machine that spawns randomly in various parts of the deep blue sea that generates cat 4-5 hurricanes designed to punish Christians and patriots and cyber truck owners.


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You misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

people who shower for 30+ minutes, what do you even do in there?? what makes it take so long for you to shower, genuine question



Me doing 10 pounds of poop cocain

she gets on my nerves like bruh girl takes us for fools 😭😭😭



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During the Nosferatu trailer, after Willem Dafoe says “Nosferatu” and the title card hits (which says “Nosferatu”) a guy leaned over to his friend and excitedly stated, in full volume; “Dracula”


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