Brian E. Smith
@CapnBossManI am the Capn of all boss mans
@AustinReezy You might get that looked at or it could spread to cancer. In your ass.
Muh boys @Simsian and @TheJackoSpade are preppin' yo unworthy asses fo them zombie hos at @Resp_TX_Undead #checkit #respecttheponytail
Man, I fucked up this hibernation thing. Slept through my vacation by about a month. I need a new job. Know anyone looking for a masseur?
They see me, dey rollin', dey hatin'. Something Something Something and I'm in love with a seamstress. #yup
Rick Perry auto tuned to Ni**as in Paradise? I'mma beast this workout. #likeaboss
Have y'all been respecting the ponytail in my absence, because my PayPal donations would beg to differ. #cheapskates
'Bout to get my sweat on. Gotta hit it hard before the freshman get in here and I gotta roll some heads. #hatinonnoobs
Man, I miss when Run DMC took it easy and jogged every once and a while.
Noice, I can now SUPERtweet from as many as 7 devices. Creepfest to come.
Following my tour of the Holy Lands, I needs to be #MackInStyle.
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