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Maximum Derek

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Graphic designer. WordPress developer. Richmond till we die. Team Cockroach. Every second counts.

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Don’t worry guys, Thanos will never get the Anxiety Stone from me.


Still here for the time being, but I also know that when you look up and see that the ship is being steered by N@zis, you should probably have an exit plan. bsky.app/profile/did:pl…


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It’s almost that time of year when my wife sits next to me on the sofa and glances at me like I’m a piece of shit. Because of what Alan Rickman did to Emma Thompson in a fictional film, released over 20 years ago.

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When I say I would watch HOURS of the #collegegameday crew just fucking around and eating food


People complaining about the fights “being rigged”…


People complaining about the under cards “taking too long”…


Mike finishing his interview


Just finished The Penguin finale, so I’m forced to revisit…

Is it possible to be sexually attracted to a car

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Your entire personality is being angry, so even when you win, you're STILL angry.


Me: I need to get back to making art, and watching less television. Also me: Already behind on Slow Horses, The Penguin, Dark Winds, The Day of the Jackal, WWDITS, and new seasons of Cross, SILO, Landman, and Dune.


The absolute chokehold this man had on the late 80s

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Lawyers who are more qualified to be AG than Matt Gaetz:

Lawyers who are more qualified to be AG than Matt Gaetz:

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When I tell you this is my Roman Empire

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krang from tmnt inside there driving him

Listen. I am a man with a belly. But looking at Elon I believe I have a natural belly. I don’t know what’s going on with his.

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"I saw you gouge a man's eye out." "He started it."


If you don’t scream, “MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO” when this song starts, I don’t want to know you.

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Those black-eyed peas? They tasted all right to me, Earl.


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