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Francis Calamari

@CalamariFrancis

Francis “Fried” Calamari but my friends call me Cal.

Joined December 2024
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PATHETIC: Day 4 with no accountability from the JMU football program. If I paid my taxes I’d be pissed right now! We are funding incompetency! FIRE HIM DAMNIT!!! @Matt_Moran_ @CoachBobChesney

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Here’s an idea. JMU football should follow South Korea and declare martial law. First order of business should be to arrest @Matt_Moran_ and escort him out of the facility. Maybe even tar and feather him like the good ole days.


I think it’s disgusting that certain JMU coaches *cough cough @Matt_Moran_ * think it’s appropriate to prostitute themselves on Twitter. Put your nipples away and show some decency!!!

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Haven’t slept in 48 hours. #letsgo #iwantit #boobs


Are we going to go on day 4 with no accountability @CoachBobChesney? Let’s go ahead and get it over with and fire @Matt_Moran_!

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OFFICIAL: We are now 3 days since @Matt_Moran_ should’ve been fired! The second he stepped off the field on Saturday should’ve been the moment to do it. When will we see accountability? He is a waste of taxpayer dollars!

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Another one down the hatch!!

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Waiting to hear back from X about whether or not my old account will be unbanned. I have submitted a lengthy appeal. We have the right to call out shitty coaching on this app. I live and breathe JMU football. As long as I’m able to get it up I’ll support this program!


Oh no! I’m turning into a fish haha. Burying my face into your pillows would solve all my problems right now.

I love aquariums 🐠

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Im going to attempt to be nice. @Matt_Moran_ my good friend @KyleLewandowsk1 owns a cardboard box manufacturing company. He is willing to give you one free box so you can carry everything out of your office. Dm me if interested.


You are right Ken. As much as I hate seeing my Dukes get slandered by some slick haired California punk I need to let it go.

Francis and I go way back. Francis this isn’t you buddy. Put away the phone and alcohol and live another day. Your last account got banned for this very reason. Live and learn.



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ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!



Wow! This kid has more Power 4 offers than girls you have slept with in your entire pathetic life and you chose to publicly embarrass him on special media. @CoachBobChesney fire this clown!

This is not true. Please take down



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