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Carja

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#Mhofu| @ManUtd 💖| Patriot 💪👌| #MUSIC| Live, love, enjoy life 🍺🍻

Joined March 2013
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UK huns vachipinda mumba kubva kubasa


"My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and I have my mind . . . and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge."


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Ko chigunwe chinozobairwei paku tester HIV iye main actor aripo?

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what’s the most iconic interaction on this app?



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I babysat a set of twins - boy/girl - named Aidan and Nadia and I thought that was the most clever names for twins.

Perfect name for twins, let go



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“Now, Mum,” said Fred, looking up at her, a pained look on his face. “If the Hogwarts Express crashed tomorrow, and George and I died, how would you feel to know that the last thing we ever heard from you was an unfounded accusation?”


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I laughed 😂😂😂🙌


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Ini hangu nyika ino yandirwadza yuhwi. No Zesa, meagre wages, corruption, tsvina muCBD , expensive data apa ndawanza salt mumuriwo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Power Update on Power Supply.

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I saw a promo for the new Gladiator movie and said to my husband, “That looks good. I wonder if I need to see the original first so I know what’s going on.” My husband jumped up and with his full outside voice said, “YOU’VE NEVER SEEN GLADIATOR?!?” 2.5 hrs later, credits…


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If a medium can talk to the dead imagine what a large could do


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A white patient called me a “nigga” and I burst into laughter. He then repeated it and I laughed harder. He asked why I wasn’t offended and I said that I’m Nigerian. He then asked me to go back to my country on the monkey boat I came on. I found that funny too and laughed some…

I discovered a life hack by accident. A relative insulted me, and I missed it. I just kept being nice to him, so he insulted me again. He ended up stopping the conversation to let me know I was supposed to be insulted. It bothered him that I didn't react. You know what…?



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OFFICIAL STATEMENT We are aware of a video that is circulating of our ref David Coote calling Jurgen Klopp a c*nt and that Liverpool are sh*t. As a result, we have no choice but to conduct a thorough investigation to find whether or not Jurgen Klopp is indeed a c*nt, and if…


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Minister veICT taifana kungoona kuti havana kukwana pavakamitiswa naHeadmaster Kenge paStudio 263. 😭😭😭


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he’s literally going to hell for the damage this video has done to my brain


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We are so fuking back!


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Guy catches Rooster sleeping and wakes him instead


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This is the best penalty kick I’ve seen my whole life


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