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@CPatKeegan

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After realizing how much of a bag of garbage I've been these past few years. I'd like to apologize for being such a bag of garbage.


Sometimes the most understanding people are league randoms.

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I'm so sick of nice Uber drivers. Not the ones that talk to you. Idc about that. I'm talking about the ones that let every Tom Dick and Harry cross the fucking street. I love being late to rite aid because we let every resident of broad cross.


Waiting for something to happen?


Push ur temper.


Twitter.com used to have such relatable content such as. "If elmo could drive he'd drive a Chrysler brand car" Now it's just people saying they've shit their pants.


If someone referred to Chimera as "the little void" I'd lose control of my faculties and throw up everywhere.


Sometimes I get very 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓱𝔂 thinking about Google selling my search history to some tech company in California. But then I smile complacently while imagining them having a pizza party because they just spent thousands of dollars to learn tht I'm considering buying a vacuum.


youtu.be/Cdgtf_55cCs?si… If you're living with someone and doing daily boring house shit doesn't sound like the Megaman battle network house music in your head. You're probably not "living your best life" Take that - Live Laugh Love - sign down. Get a few kittens.


Big little lies is fucking incredible. The women of the main cast give absolutely entrancing performances. It saddens me gravely that season 2 is gonna be woof woof pee pee bad from the reviews I've seen.


Idea: Head over to tesla. Set all their machines to sphere mode (a common setting) turn all the switches and levers to "Cereal" add all nearby corn and sugar inside. Boom perfectly round Cereal. Use the label maker [Sphereal] Elon is floored. I'm paid 1.9 mil.


Idk how high school musical is viewed Disney channel's greatest achievement when wizards of Waverly place exists.


Streaming services asking me to "Choose my ad experience" Is like being asked what type of viral Hepatitis I want.


Ask your dentist if Disney Channel is right for you!


Alice dual fisting her begs.

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Okay but look at my new children. They're visiting with their aunt Susan for a day before they come home with dad. Because their foster mom happened to live 8 light years from philadelphia. And I'm still light years from facing Brock. So that'd be a long day.

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Hi. Here's what's been going on every morning in our building from 7 AM to 3 PM non stop :]


A family member of mine, with whom I'm very close to is starting to show early signs of dementia. And it's starting to break my heart a little bit. Turns out crossword puzzles and V8 weren't the magic bullets after all.


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