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Chris Jermyn

@CJMan1978

Married father-of-two, gym rat and metaller.

ETH sacked. Possible replacement for Howe? Two trophies in two years in the EPL plus has experience with winning top honours with Ajax. Worth a shot once Howe is sacked? #NUFC


Point is, when exactly is #NUFC gonna get it together and start delivering a sustained period of success? Seems we only have about two years max of being better than usual before it goes off the boil. As usual. It's frustrating and annoying. 2/2


I've been a #NUFC fan since the mid-80s and in that time, there's been more shite than good. There was The Entertainers, then nothing. There was SBR, then nothing. Ashley fucked the club for 14 years, then PIF took over. One great season, then nothing. 1/2


AFC Wimbledon have hired a cleaning crew to get Plough Lane ready for tomorrow, they're top rank and know the area well. #NUFC

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I've had asthma all my life, two bouts of bat-pox in 2022, and suffered bilateral pneumonia in 2023. My lungs are not what they were. I doubt that stopping smoking in a pub garden is gonna make a difference. Maybe sort out the two-tier police system first #LabourParty #Labour


Five new newcastle signings seen at thr firestation in Whitley Bay. Pugh, Pugh, Barney Magrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb #NUFC


After reading up on the club pre and post takeover, we're definitely better off, although the shit that the last ownership left is gonna take time to rectify. Giving Ashley the Mussolini treatment would be a start...(this is a joke, do not give Ashley that treatment) #NUFC


At least we kept our star players (at the time of this status. #NUFC Still wish we'd signed more players than we have though. Fuck FFP.


I guess I was wrong about #NUFC. Can't say I'm happy as I was hoping we'd get better a lot quicker than this (like Chelsea and Man City) but seems there's too much in the way for that to happen. Well, at least we're no longer relegation fodder (but I was hoping we'd win trophies)


Guehi deal is close #NUFC

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Telling your significant other that they're paranoid and crazy is called 'gaslighting' and is a dick move. Telling your significant other that they're human when they're actually a cyborg implanted with fake memories is called 'Bladerunning' and is a Philip K Dick move.


Tbh, I couldn't care where yesterday's child killer came from or what religion they are, they killed children and therefore should swing for it. Not very Christian, I know, but it's about time we got tough on all degenerates...


It's been 24 hrs since my last tweet, are we having a civil war yet?


After two years of some decent work, it seems the PIF have forgot they own us as this lack of transfer activity is more suited to Mike Ashley than owners who are supposedly rich and ambitious #NUFC


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Friends isn’t funny


Joe Biden has been dead for years and his presidential reign was a "Weekend At Bernie's"-esque cover-up...


Labour have been in power for two weeks or so, how are they expected to sort out 14 years of Tory mismanagement in that time? Let's face it, whoevers in charge isn't gonna stop illegal immigrants as they need the black labour.


Starting to think that the PIF have wasted all our time and have no intention of turning us into world beaters. If they did, we'd be sorted long before now #NUFC


Football is a shit sport anyway...


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