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It has come to me that students in the UK are collecting their A-Level results. Remember if you don't get what you want, Epsilon is here!
I'm deeply shocked and saddened by the death of Robin Williams, but by Kraff's will he will be reborn as an Epsilonist! #Kifflom
With Kifflom, Epsilon is the only currency you will need! (Real money is required, don't come unless you have money) http://t.co/BAdY3x5KKY
You all want to become the Thesis of Truth don't you? Well that starts RIGHT here, RIGHT now! Of course you must un-know all for $5,000!
Reach into your pockets and pull out your credit cards and say, 'Is this holding me back? This piece of plastic in my plastic life?' #FACT
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I am everything, yet nothing. I am everywhere, yet nowhere. If you want to understand it, then join the Epsilon Program today! #Kifflom
I am a MIRACLE! Look, and behold in wonder and ask, what does the mighty Cris Formage want me to do in this Paradigm? http://t.co/LurD0CDxg0
Come now it's all really simple, you understand nothing but what you really understand is everything! #Kifflom
The Fruit Tree is a LIE!! Do not become a victim to its unquestioning antithesis against the Epsilon Program! #Kifflom
I can now announce my new book, The Split in Our Paradigm. All Epsilonists must buy it to understand this Paradigm! http://t.co/F9v79gEZUR
Today I spoke with Krant in the Paradigm 7 and he said Kraff wishes all Epsilonists to tithe $85,000 over their life in this Paradigm! #FACT
The Goals and the Pledge of Epsilon will continue to be revealed in due time. So, in the meantime, feel free to tithe to the Program! #FACT
The Epsilon Program does not exist in just one time or place. We invite you to visit one of our enlightenment centers. #Kifflom #Kraff #FACT
People ask why Epsilon costs 'so much', and I tell them, "How are you going to build a Paradigm Portal for 99 Cents?" #Kifflom #FACT
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Sperm is also a LIE! When you believe you're spilling your seed, you're actually expunging ancient alien parasites! #FACT #Kifflom
Have you ever gazed upon a dinosaur in the Paradigms? Of course you haven't, because they didn't exist. It's all a lie. Join Epsilon! #KRAFF
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