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Val Kilmer Day will always be my favorite day. My favorite song will forever be Nitrous Milk & Burger Soup. Thanks for the laughs my dude. All love @YourFriendJMS
When considering all possible scenarios, it’s likely coconuts go extinct in the near future. Thus making the 1979 Rupert Holmes #1 hit song “Escape” a hell of a lot more nostalgic for piña colada enthusiasts
Any excuse to sing Love on Top, I’m in
You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:
Wing Wagon
Okay Colorado this is yalls chance ⚠️ we starting a thread with all the bombest places to eat 👨🍳👩🍳
Me taking a scantron test A B C D E 1. [▫️] [▫️] [◾️] [▫️] [▫️] 2. [◾️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] 3. [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [◾️] [▫️] 4. [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [◾️]
Have you ever lost your patience over someone else’s impatience? What do you call that cause I’m experiencing it currently
This is an apology to my parents for not understanding their intrigue with HGTV when I was younger. Some of the shows are wildly entertaining. Saying sorry on twitter because they don’t have accounts and they can’t know they were right.
When an unmarked package was delivered to my middle school they evacuated everybody to the high school gymnasium. A real “WHAT’S IN THE BOX!?” type situation. Turns out it was just the head for a hose.
Whats the most fcked up thing that happened to u in middle school?Mine was when we were tossing a ball around on the bus saying it was going to"explode" & the bus driver heard,called the police &the bomb squad quarantined us in the bus for 3 hours till the dogs got done searching
Remember when you were a toddler and didn’t get what you want so you shutdown making others miserable. May I present to you, Donald Trump.
Mono gonna change its nickname from “the kissing disease” to “the juuling disease” soon
Looking back at my high school twitter persona and thinking, “Damn dude you talking like you all depressed before you actually got depressed.” Glad that’s passed.
Do yourself a favor and spend 8 minutes of your life watching this video of the boys
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