Peter Merkle
@CBJMerkleYour friendly neighborhood Ford parts counter monkey. My tweets are my own, and mostly bad.
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My buddy just sent me this to ask what kind of 911 he saw, but I think he may have accidentally taken one of the hardest pics I've ever seen.
I barely mentally register seeing supercars anymore, but I'll endanger the lives of everyone in the car to whip a u-turn if I see a clean 90s boremobile in a parking lot.
This is me when I see cars that were everywhere when I was a kid but are now the rarest things on earth
My two year old nephew just absolutely roasted my ass. Got on a FaceTime with him and he showed me his trains and then he asked “where are yours?” and I had to admit that I own zero trains. Fucking humiliating.
If I were an ahl player every time my buddy got called up to the nhl I'd go ooohh the claw like those green dudes from toy story
I was expecting this to be a @BCrelin tweet when I first saw it
The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones. The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”
19y.o. coworker: "Hey, you're good with grammar and spelling. Can I email you this story I wrote for my class and have you proofread it for me?" Me: "Absolutely. Here's my address." Him: "Wow, AOL? You *are* old." Me: "Haha yeah, I made that...the year before you were born..."
When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica
Ethan Hunt doesn't have a SONG?! twitter.com/heavyspoilers/…
Ethan Hunt got no catchphrases. Ethan Hunt got no song. Ethan Hunt got no car. Barely even shags a bird. Bond doing 2 a movie. Ethan Hunt never totalled a car after telling Q to piss off. Ethan Hunt never beaten anyone at poker and then shagged their wife.
My life's philosophy distilled into a single quote
80,000 pounds of Costco butter was just recalled, because the label doesn't say that it contains milk. It's butter. News articles are telling people how they can return, or safely dispose of, the butter. It's butter.
This was Matt Ryan and Julio Jones for like 5 years
Ja’Marr Chase finishes with 11 catches for 264 yards and three touchdowns. Joe Burrow throws for 428 yards and four touchdowns. And the Ravens win, 35-34.
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