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Matt Ryan

@BurntxOut

Joined February 2010
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Just give me one place left that reminds me of home.


Flo gro fo sho

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My boss gave me this big bottle of winter ale and I've been putting off drinking it. It tastes like old pipe tobacco smells.


What the fuck do I have to do to get one of those cool blue checkmarks beside my name? Like on a scale of 1 to Bon Jovi how famous must I be


My life in a nutshell

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Millennials are making 20% less than baby boomers did at their age. I want to react to this news properly—what’s the opposite of “YAAAS?"


When you should go home but nahhhh


I don't know what I want more: to lose the rest of this holiday gut or a rack and a half of ribs for dinner.


Literally laying on my bathroom floor because I've spent so much time laying on my couch and my bed lately I needed something new in my life


My life has been reduced to Friday night sushi dates with myself. But like, more sushi for me right?


I'm trying to get this right... yeah, cuz I'm ridiculous like that


While paying for my coffee and Egg McMuffin I got the strangest look after asking for sweet and sour sauce. That shits good on anything fam.


I'm so fucking boring.


Tonight is the night I go to bed at 8:30pm and actually sleep before 1:30am. I can feel it.


I feel like I would sleep so much better if I could just turn off my thoughts... and my cats.


Sometimes I wish it would sleep


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