Curly Jefferson
@BroComedyJust a few guys, and we're having a good time. Having a good time.
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Have you ever met an oilfield worker? Because they will tell you in the first 5 minutes
Dating you was like trying to etch a sketch on a mechanical bull.
I almost had a threesome the other night, but I was 2 people short.
I love how really country people are so specific with directions. Like: "Up ahead", "a good ways", or my personal favorite "down yonder."
Do emo couples hardcore dance for the first song at their weddings?
Im sick of people calling Taco Bell not "real" Mexican. It gets the job done for half the price... That's as real Mexican as it gets
Rt if you remember how to spell beautiful from Bruce Almighty. B-E-A-U-tiful morning!
This librarian asked me what shape the books were in I was trying to sell back.. Wtf? She can't be serious.. Uuuuuhm squares?
Guy code says that if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it.. Im ashamed to say I average a good nine times.
I was going to say some hot girl made me a sandwich subway joke but then I realized only lesbians work at subway.
Some cute girl just winked at me with both eyes at the same time.
I feel sorry for whoever doesn't have an iPhone.. But not a full sorry. Only like a 72% sorry.
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