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Ordinary Person: You know, you don't have to eat chocolate 'just because it's there' Me: *looks up from my family size block of Cadburys* ... You know, you don't have to breathe oxygen 'just because it's there', AND YET HERE WE ARE.
Dolly Parton didn’t spend her dollars on space travel or a trip to the titanic because she was writing checks to put 150 million books in the hands of children.
Samuel L. Jackson said tax billionaires
“If you think fertilized eggs are people but women who've walked their kids 2,000 miles aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.”
When I was little, my mom used to lock herself in the car for a few minutes after running errands with us so she could “sort herself.” I had no idea what that meant until I had kids and now I’m like, “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”
I need something stronger than sleep but less than a coma.
People think that as your kids get older you have more freedom but if that were true I wouldn’t be standing in the kitchen eating this chocolate bar out of an empty banana peel
LOVE these things!! 😆 I got 24.. How about you..? 🤔
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Recent research revealed that this obsidian mirror was used by Queen Elizabeth I's famed political advisor and occultist, John Dee, to 'speak' with angels. It has been determined that the mirror has Aztec origins. Crafted in Mexico over 500 years ago, it most likely ended up in…
Thinking about starting an Only Fans, but it's just me posting Anecdotal Birth Control of things my kids get up to.. 🤔
When 19-year-old Dairy Queen manager, Joey Prusak was serving a blind customer, he noticed the man drop a $20 bill. The woman behind the blind man grabbed the $20 bill and put it in her purse. Prusak then instructed the woman to return the money. After she said no, the teenager…
Not all heroes wear capes 😍
"This is a grateful shout-out to Corey at the McDonalds in Florence, U.S. off Exit 42 on Dixie Highway. I pulled in around 11:59 p.m. needing a coffee after working on my business from 5 a.m. to midnight. I was worried if I didn’t get a coffee, I would fall asleep driving the…
I'm pretty sure that if I got fired from my job but refused to leave & then sent a bunch of crazy people to bash in the windows, build a gallows to hang my coworker & smear poop on the walls, and then when I finally did leave, I took a mountain of nuclear secrets with me, refused…
No, these aren’t Trump’s handcuffs. These tiny cuffs were used to restrain Native children who refused to “go quietly” into church run Indian boarding schools. You would’ve known this — had they taught it to you in school.
Nice of them to build bear a swing.
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